Issue 1

[boob-window.livejournal.com]

{A very buxom, if not the most buxom superhero has appeared on the Plane.
And she's not happy.}

Oh, come on. This had better be someone else I know trying to be funny, or someone's going to get hurt.

{She cracks her knuckles threateningly, and even floats in the air for a bit with her eyes ready to FIRE SOME GODDAMN LAZORS...but there aren't any villains popping out of portals or coming from the floor or anything...Or even attacking her. How odd.}

Seriously, what the heck?! This is the worst "trap" I've ever seen. Even that crazy elf lady did better than this! That's if you could even call this a trap, though. I wouldn't.

{She snorts as she lands, looking around and---wow there is some weird stuff here}

...Did someone break time and forget to mention it to me? That shop was weird, but not this weird. I mean, a library, movie theater, and the Colosseum?

Comments

[lamb_of_gold]

[Brb, sense-deprived fella coming through] There is a kitchen and bar about, if you look.

[boob-window.livejournal.com]

Little more concerned about the sudden lack of a floor and all these stars than getting drunk.

[boob-window.livejournal.com]

Thanks, but I'm just a little more concerned about the sudden lack of a floor and the stars than getting drunk.

[lamb_of_gold]

This is the Astral Plane. It, in and of itself, can do you no harm.

[boob-window.livejournal.com]

That implies something else can, though.

[buckingbronco.livejournal.com]

[That is very obvous a superhero. Dino is wondering if it's really such a smart idea for someone like him to even talk to her, but his own code says that a Mafia boss is a gentleman toward the ladies.]
Time isn't broken here, just a bit messed up sometimes. This place likes to mess with your head like that.

[boob-window.livejournal.com]

So essentially, pretty much the same thing. What is this place that's apparently messing with my head anyways? 'Cause I don't exactly appreciate it.

[buckingbronco.livejournal.com]

I don't think those in charge here care for our personal thoughts much.

But, welcome to the Astral Plane I guess. You can go back home by thinking about it, and no time will pass while you're here. Coming back works the same way.

[boob-window.livejournal.com]

Hold on, just by thinking about it? Then why is this even here? That definitely makes it not a trap, but...Why?

[humanwaterdemon.livejournal.com]

[It should be known that Bai was debating on the merits of dumping water everywhere; but in the end she settles for being nice.

...Well; as nice as she can be.] You cannot break time.

[boob-window.livejournal.com]

Oh, trust me. You can. It's happened before.

[humanwaterdemon.livejournal.com]

You've seen it happen?

[boob-window.livejournal.com]

It's not something you can see, it just affects you. But that's not important. Kind of more concerned about where I am right now.

[handfulofstraw.livejournal.com]

[You know what Scarecrow was doing? He was reading. In a fabulously comfy chair. And then he looked up for a moment, narrowed his eyes, and looked back to his book]

Superheroes.

["you're alllllll idiots"]

[boob-window.livejournal.com]

{I will assume that she's already learned enough about the Plane so that this isn't repetitive :|b}

I could say the same thing about you, Scarecrow. Let's just hope for your sake that you haven't been terrorizing people here, too.

[handfulofstraw.livejournal.com]

Nice threat. Try at another one. Broken bones, internal bleeding---sunburn, perhaps? You'll make me wish I was never born. And you would misuse the subjunctive. Perhaps I'll throw in grammar lessons during my next terror spree.

Done yet? I've finally discovered a written version of Epic of King Gesar. But you wouldn't know how difficult it is to find.

[kirk-it.livejournal.com]

[...No, but there is an incorrigable flirt who may or may not be veeeeeery interested in your costume.]

It does look like it, doesn't it?

[boob-window.livejournal.com]

{:|b girls are totally okay}

Considering where I come from? Yeah. I'm kind of amazed it's...not, apparently.

[kirk-it.livejournal.com]

[What. What. Just admiring your assets, okay. They're RIGHT OUT THERE for everyone to see.]

Where do you come from?

[weerweer.livejournal.com]

[Isaiah looks over to the Colosseum.]

You know, I never did ask anyone how that got here.

[boob-window.livejournal.com]

It kind of sticks out more than the other things.

[weerweer.livejournal.com]

[He very discreetly looks her over and then focuses, with a sly grin, on her face. Quietly,]

It's not the only thing, either.

[Then, at normal volume and cheer,]

Yeah, but then you remember you're floating in space anyway, so in context it's less super weird.

[borntostand.livejournal.com]

[Kate is staring, looking wary and amused and amazed]

That's pretty much what I said. First clue that it's not your conventional sort of trap.

[boob-window.livejournal.com]

{Laughs dryly} I bet someone has stolen the Colosseum before, but I'm generally more worried about the villains with an actual...life threatening purpose first.

[borntostand.livejournal.com]

[nods] Good to have priorities.

It's easy to take stuff here, I think - as easy as coming back yourself. You just have to think about it. People back home don't seem to notice anything is missing, either.