Issue 1

[boob-window.livejournal.com]

{A very buxom, if not the most buxom superhero has appeared on the Plane.
And she's not happy.}

Oh, come on. This had better be someone else I know trying to be funny, or someone's going to get hurt.

{She cracks her knuckles threateningly, and even floats in the air for a bit with her eyes ready to FIRE SOME GODDAMN LAZORS...but there aren't any villains popping out of portals or coming from the floor or anything...Or even attacking her. How odd.}

Seriously, what the heck?! This is the worst "trap" I've ever seen. Even that crazy elf lady did better than this! That's if you could even call this a trap, though. I wouldn't.

{She snorts as she lands, looking around and---wow there is some weird stuff here}

...Did someone break time and forget to mention it to me? That shop was weird, but not this weird. I mean, a library, movie theater, and the Colosseum?

Comments

[kirk-it.livejournal.com]

[What. What. Just admiring your assets, okay. They're RIGHT OUT THERE for everyone to see.]

Where do you come from?

[boob-window.livejournal.com]

Long story. But hey, I know they're there, but surprisingly, I rather people look at my other eyes.

[kirk-it.livejournal.com]

[Rather than looking ashamed, Jim just tosses her one of her Grins (TM).] Both are very nice.

I have time.

[boob-window.livejournal.com]

So I've been told.

{But she just puts a hand on her hip, shrugging}

Well, it's a long story that I don't know all of, still. Essentially, different universe, even in my world. Where I come from is interesting, to say the least, but that's what makes it home.

[kirk-it.livejournal.com]

What's your name?

[boob-window.livejournal.com]

Call me Power Girl. Or Peej, PG, whatever. I've got more nicknames than I can keep up with, I think.

[kirk-it.livejournal.com]

[She offers a hand.] Jim.

[boob-window.livejournal.com]

{She shakes it with a smile}

Nice to meet you, Jim. I'd guess there's a story behind that name?

[kirk-it.livejournal.com]

Not a very interesting one. My given's James. It's not very common where I'm from, but not completely unheard of.

[boob-window.livejournal.com]

It's not too common where I'm from either. Well, for a girl, but I have a feeling that's what you mean.

[kirk-it.livejournal.com]

That is, yes. But I've come to like it.

[boob-window.livejournal.com]

I can see why. It's more interesting anyways.

[kirk-it.livejournal.com]

As is Power Girl.

[Eyebrow raise.]

[boob-window.livejournal.com]

Trust me, there are even more interesting ones. For example, Elongated Man. It's pretty obvious what he was thinking when he came up with that.

[kirk-it.livejournal.com]

....



[Trying very hard not to laugh.]

[boob-window.livejournal.com]

You don't have to be polite. It's hilarious. But despite what the name might make you think, he's actually a really nice guy. There are definitely worse people that I've worked with. {:| Booster}

[kirk-it.livejournal.com]

What were their names?

[boob-window.livejournal.com]

The nice one is Ralph Dibny, and the idiot I happen to be thinking of is Booster Gold.