Issue 1

[boob-window.livejournal.com]

{A very buxom, if not the most buxom superhero has appeared on the Plane.
And she's not happy.}

Oh, come on. This had better be someone else I know trying to be funny, or someone's going to get hurt.

{She cracks her knuckles threateningly, and even floats in the air for a bit with her eyes ready to FIRE SOME GODDAMN LAZORS...but there aren't any villains popping out of portals or coming from the floor or anything...Or even attacking her. How odd.}

Seriously, what the heck?! This is the worst "trap" I've ever seen. Even that crazy elf lady did better than this! That's if you could even call this a trap, though. I wouldn't.

{She snorts as she lands, looking around and---wow there is some weird stuff here}

...Did someone break time and forget to mention it to me? That shop was weird, but not this weird. I mean, a library, movie theater, and the Colosseum?

Comments

[boob-window.livejournal.com]

{I will assume that she's already learned enough about the Plane so that this isn't repetitive :|b}

I could say the same thing about you, Scarecrow. Let's just hope for your sake that you haven't been terrorizing people here, too.

[handfulofstraw.livejournal.com]

Nice threat. Try at another one. Broken bones, internal bleeding---sunburn, perhaps? You'll make me wish I was never born. And you would misuse the subjunctive. Perhaps I'll throw in grammar lessons during my next terror spree.

Done yet? I've finally discovered a written version of Epic of King Gesar. But you wouldn't know how difficult it is to find.

[boob-window.livejournal.com]

{She wants to say "I'm not stupid", but just snorts, crossing her arms}

Yeah, whatever. It's not like I can exactly trust you not to do just that. I bet the reprieve from Arkham is just great.

[handfulofstraw.livejournal.com]

[looks up from his book with a smile]

On the contrary. It's difficult to concentrate without the familiar screaming and sobbing of my fellow inmates. It's like trying to enjoy April Fools' without the Joker's accompanying laugh.

[boob-window.livejournal.com]

I'm sure that you miss both quite dearly.

[handfulofstraw.livejournal.com]

Only for very short periods of time. Home is where the antipsychotics are and all that.

[boob-window.livejournal.com]

I'm sure. Are you the only one here, or did you bring friends?

[handfulofstraw.livejournal.com]

[pleasantly]

My current psychiatrist is convinced I'm incapable of having friends. Of course, I've been looking into removing her, so perhaps that diagnosis won't hold for long.

[boob-window.livejournal.com]

{:|. Just :|s at you}

[handfulofstraw.livejournal.com]

You can try asking again tomorrow. I might be diagnosed capable by then.

[there is irony here because of what will happen tomorrow in his life...]

[boob-window.livejournal.com]

Unsurprisingly, I kind of doubt it.

[handfulofstraw.livejournal.com]

Oh, I don't know. Arkham's psychiatrists can be completely mad in their diagnoses.