Issue 1

[boob-window.livejournal.com]

{A very buxom, if not the most buxom superhero has appeared on the Plane.
And she's not happy.}

Oh, come on. This had better be someone else I know trying to be funny, or someone's going to get hurt.

{She cracks her knuckles threateningly, and even floats in the air for a bit with her eyes ready to FIRE SOME GODDAMN LAZORS...but there aren't any villains popping out of portals or coming from the floor or anything...Or even attacking her. How odd.}

Seriously, what the heck?! This is the worst "trap" I've ever seen. Even that crazy elf lady did better than this! That's if you could even call this a trap, though. I wouldn't.

{She snorts as she lands, looking around and---wow there is some weird stuff here}

...Did someone break time and forget to mention it to me? That shop was weird, but not this weird. I mean, a library, movie theater, and the Colosseum?

Comments

[lamb_of_gold]

[Brb, sense-deprived fella coming through] There is a kitchen and bar about, if you look.

[buckingbronco.livejournal.com]

[That is very obvous a superhero. Dino is wondering if it's really such a smart idea for someone like him to even talk to her, but his own code says that a Mafia boss is a gentleman toward the ladies.]
Time isn't broken here, just a bit messed up sometimes. This place likes to mess with your head like that.

[humanwaterdemon.livejournal.com]

[It should be known that Bai was debating on the merits of dumping water everywhere; but in the end she settles for being nice.

...Well; as nice as she can be.] You cannot break time.

[boob-window.livejournal.com]

Oh, trust me. You can. It's happened before.

[boob-window.livejournal.com]

So essentially, pretty much the same thing. What is this place that's apparently messing with my head anyways? 'Cause I don't exactly appreciate it.

[humanwaterdemon.livejournal.com]

You've seen it happen?

[boob-window.livejournal.com]

Little more concerned about the sudden lack of a floor and all these stars than getting drunk.

[boob-window.livejournal.com]

It's not something you can see, it just affects you. But that's not important. Kind of more concerned about where I am right now.

[humanwaterdemon.livejournal.com]

It isn't important because it can't happen [Yeah, you jsut keep telling yourself that Bai]

[A few more seconds of staring and then she sees fit to answer] ...You're on the Plane.

[boob-window.livejournal.com]

I'm going to need a little bit more than that.

[humanwaterdemon.livejournal.com]

What more could you need?

[boob-window.livejournal.com]

Thanks, but I'm just a little more concerned about the sudden lack of a floor and the stars than getting drunk.

[lamb_of_gold]

This is the Astral Plane. It, in and of itself, can do you no harm.

[boob-window.livejournal.com]

Right. Anyone else here I can talk to, or are you it?

[boob-window.livejournal.com]

That implies something else can, though.

[lamb_of_gold]

I'm sure you saw twins upon entering the shop, yes? They often muck about with us for no discernible reason.

[buckingbronco.livejournal.com]

I don't think those in charge here care for our personal thoughts much.

But, welcome to the Astral Plane I guess. You can go back home by thinking about it, and no time will pass while you're here. Coming back works the same way.

[boob-window.livejournal.com]

And no one bothers to, you know, stop them?

[boob-window.livejournal.com]

Hold on, just by thinking about it? Then why is this even here? That definitely makes it not a trap, but...Why?

[lamb_of_gold]

Every attempt I know of has failed.

[buckingbronco.livejournal.com]

Because even though you can go back to your world, you can't escape this place entirely. It's still connected to your reality, and if they decide the want to mess with you or your world, they can and they will.

[boob-window.livejournal.com]

What do you mean "mess with my world"?

[boob-window.livejournal.com]

Obviously no one's tried hard enough.

[humanwaterdemon.livejournal.com]

I'm the best person around [Sure you are Bai; suuuuuuure]

[buckingbronco.livejournal.com]

They like preform 'experiments' on us here. Sometimes it's just something minor that only affect you personally, but sometimes it's something that extends to changing something in our world. It's never permanent, but it's random and you can't predict it.