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[chapelsend.livejournal.com]

[there is a puff of smoke as Wolfwood appears, looking like he's been through a war or five. There is a strange looking book latched onto his arm and he's got a few burn marks on his face, and his clothing]

Goddammit! Th' whole place is tryin' t' kill me!

[he grabs the book and yanks it off and tries to smack it into the ground]

Fuckin' book! Stay dead!

Comments

[harmonixerdemon.livejournal.com]

Your trying to kill a book?

[chapelsend.livejournal.com]

[said book gets up and tries to bite Wolfwood in the leg]

Th' book's tryin' t' kill me!

[harmonixerdemon.livejournal.com]

[Yuri stares at the book for a second...then bursts out laughing]

[chapelsend.livejournal.com]

What th' hell you're laughin' at?!

[would throw said book at him except is trying to keep his leg from getting bit]

[dwellonschemes.livejournal.com]

Oh, dear. [That would be his cue! Albus recognizes that book. He whips out his wand and points it at the book. A jet of light shoots out and hits it, paralyzing it. He calmly picks it up and starts running his fingers down the spine.] I apologize for that. I had forgotten how dangerous some of those books can be.

[chapelsend.livejournal.com]

[cue Wolfwood to fall over from exhaustion] Th' fuck is that thing?! It ain't no fuckin' book on jokes!

[dwellonschemes.livejournal.com]

Indeed, not. It is called the Monster Book of Monsters. I daresay you can see why.

[chapelsend.livejournal.com]

There was a whole box o' 'em in the bookstore before the flames hit.

[dritte-tochter.livejournal.com]

Why are you attacking a book, desu?

[chapelsend.livejournal.com]

It's attackin' me!

[the book manages a good jump and nearly takes off Wolfwood's nose]

[dritte-tochter.livejournal.com]

Books can't attack people, desu. You're just making that up. Is it on a string, maybe...?

[chapelsend.livejournal.com]

A string?!

[smacks said book away] Kid, you are full o' shit.

[contract_star]

N-need help with that?

[chapelsend.livejournal.com]

I want my fuckin' guns! [stompstompstomp scream at it manages a bite]

[contract_star]

[Hei takes that as a yes and proceeds to bring his foot down hard on the book, flattening it momentarily. The book escapes, though, and chomps his ankle, getting a surprised yelp out of Hei. So he kicks it away, pounces at it and, since he doesn't have any weapons (or big ass rocks), just sits on it. Yay for temporary fixes!]

[bloodyroadking.livejournal.com]

Another 'cursed' book?

[chapelsend.livejournal.com]

Looks like it!

[bacchusprincess.livejournal.com]

Wh-what is that?!

[chapelsend.livejournal.com]

How th' hell do I know?! It in't from my world! [eeeps and dodges]

[bacchusprincess.livejournal.com]

[backs away, scared] It's a book, a-and it bites...! [no shit, Sherlock...]

[followstime.livejournal.com]

Really now. Not quite how I would expect such a thing to be handled.

[chapelsend.livejournal.com]

Then you deal with it!

[shunofandromeda.livejournal.com]

[Stares] Are you okay?

[chapelsend.livejournal.com]

Do I look okay?! [oshi- the book's got his hand!]

[shunofandromeda.livejournal.com]

[Shun rushes over to help pry the book off] Why are you being attacked by a book.