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[chapelsend.livejournal.com]

[there is a puff of smoke as Wolfwood appears, looking like he's been through a war or five. There is a strange looking book latched onto his arm and he's got a few burn marks on his face, and his clothing]

Goddammit! Th' whole place is tryin' t' kill me!

[he grabs the book and yanks it off and tries to smack it into the ground]

Fuckin' book! Stay dead!

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[chapelsend.livejournal.com]

[time to catch his breath] Don' get yourself hurt on that thing!

[contract_star]

It's alright for now. But I'll have to move sometime. Any ideas how to make it stop moving altogether?

[chapelsend.livejournal.com]

Uuh, the wizard guy said t' stroke th' spine?

[contract_star]

[Hei does so, and the book stops moving. Hei gets back to his feet and hands Wolfwood the book, smiling.]

Strange book.

[chapelsend.livejournal.com]

[wolfwood acts like it's a bomb and holds it out at arm's length]

It ain't nothin'. Had a box of books called the Fiery Book of Fires and they started everythin' on fire.

[contract_star]

[Raising his eyebrows.] Sounds like you've been having a hard time of it as well.

[chapelsend.livejournal.com]

Th' pub I was in started on fire too. Whole fuckin' place's tryin' t' kill me.

[contract_star]

[Looking away, and says a little sheepishly,] I was attacked by poisonous roses.

[chapelsend.livejournal.com]

Th' fuck? This shit is gettin' all fucked up!

[contract_star]

There were earthquakes, too. And the kitchen caught fire.

It sounds like everyone's been having similar problems.