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[chapelsend.livejournal.com]

[there is a puff of smoke as Wolfwood appears, looking like he's been through a war or five. There is a strange looking book latched onto his arm and he's got a few burn marks on his face, and his clothing]

Goddammit! Th' whole place is tryin' t' kill me!

[he grabs the book and yanks it off and tries to smack it into the ground]

Fuckin' book! Stay dead!

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[chapelsend.livejournal.com]

I want my fuckin' guns! [stompstompstomp scream at it manages a bite]

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[Hei takes that as a yes and proceeds to bring his foot down hard on the book, flattening it momentarily. The book escapes, though, and chomps his ankle, getting a surprised yelp out of Hei. So he kicks it away, pounces at it and, since he doesn't have any weapons (or big ass rocks), just sits on it. Yay for temporary fixes!]

[chapelsend.livejournal.com]

[time to catch his breath] Don' get yourself hurt on that thing!

[contract_star]

It's alright for now. But I'll have to move sometime. Any ideas how to make it stop moving altogether?

[chapelsend.livejournal.com]

Uuh, the wizard guy said t' stroke th' spine?

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[Hei does so, and the book stops moving. Hei gets back to his feet and hands Wolfwood the book, smiling.]

Strange book.

[chapelsend.livejournal.com]

[wolfwood acts like it's a bomb and holds it out at arm's length]

It ain't nothin'. Had a box of books called the Fiery Book of Fires and they started everythin' on fire.

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[Raising his eyebrows.] Sounds like you've been having a hard time of it as well.

[chapelsend.livejournal.com]

Th' pub I was in started on fire too. Whole fuckin' place's tryin' t' kill me.

[contract_star]

[Looking away, and says a little sheepishly,] I was attacked by poisonous roses.

[chapelsend.livejournal.com]

Th' fuck? This shit is gettin' all fucked up!

[contract_star]

There were earthquakes, too. And the kitchen caught fire.

It sounds like everyone's been having similar problems.