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[chapelsend.livejournal.com]

[there is a puff of smoke as Wolfwood appears, looking like he's been through a war or five. There is a strange looking book latched onto his arm and he's got a few burn marks on his face, and his clothing]

Goddammit! Th' whole place is tryin' t' kill me!

[he grabs the book and yanks it off and tries to smack it into the ground]

Fuckin' book! Stay dead!

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[chapelsend.livejournal.com]

[book off hand get but now it's snapping at everything] Fuck 'em! They can have it!

[shunofandromeda.livejournal.com]

[The book nearly gets his fingers and Shun begins to wish he was wearing his cloth] Do you have any idea how to make it stop?

[chapelsend.livejournal.com]

...That wizard guy said t' stroke th' spine...

[dive to try that!]

[shunofandromeda.livejournal.com]

[Shun tries to grab the book and hold it still]

[chapelsend.livejournal.com]

[book's spine stroked and the thing goes limp and purrs]

...th' hell? That was it?

[shunofandromeda.livejournal.com]

[Now you have Shun staring at the book] That is the weirdest book I have ever seen...

[chapelsend.livejournal.com]

..Tell nme 'bout it! Damn thing tried t' eat me an' this?!

[shunofandromeda.livejournal.com]

[Since the book doesn't appear to be doing anything, Shun takes it and starts to examine it.]

[chapelsend.livejournal.com]

[it's the Monster Book of Monsters and it seems to have a load of info about various odd monsters inside. though it really does growl a little at the manhandling]

It's 'pose t' be a book o' jokes...

[shunofandromeda.livejournal.com]

There aren't any jokes in here...it just talks about monsters. [He's trying to be careful with the book, he doesn't want to get bit]

[chapelsend.livejournal.com]

Dammit! Got the wrong shipment too!