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[savagestime.livejournal.com]

[the Master relaxes at a rather posh dinner table, as stolen from within the TARDIS. A book of some sort, a bottle of wine, a plate of scones, and a bag of jelly babies sit on the table. He's idly writing in the book]

TARDIS: broken out of.

War between the two major political forces in the globe: provoked.

Scones: ... a bit disgusting, actually. The consistency is terrible. Maybe I'll try to teach someone to make scones, because this just isn't acceptable.

Still! All in all, a good day. I wonder if I can get Devdas on the telly some time this afternoon?

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[brigadiertardis.livejournal.com]

So the cockroach has been expelled? Good riddance. Perhaps now he can properly dispose of you.

[savagestime.livejournal.com]

[laughs] Don't be stupid. The TARDIS is still the most sophisticated abode on the planet - which says more about the planet than it does about the TARDIS - so I'll be returning to eat and sleep there. I'm simply free, now.

[brigadiertardis.livejournal.com]

Assuming I let you return. Or refrain from poisoning your food. Whether you can leave me freely or not, you are still just as trapped as you were before. [smugly] You rely on me. What shall you do when I don't conform to those needs?

[twelvemasks.livejournal.com]

[examining the plate of scones from afar] What are they?

[savagestime.livejournal.com]

Very poorly made scones.

[twelvemasks.livejournal.com]

Oh... Are they baked?

[madamemoiselle]

A war? Is that so~? {Smiles} Ne, between who?

[savagestime.livejournal.com]

The anthropomorphic sentient dolphins and the sharks, which have the same attributes. I think I'll talk the whales into action tomorrow, then convince the crabs to take advantage of the situation for their own benefit but at the expense of others. It'll be fun.

[madamemoiselle]

{laughs} Ne, that sounds so....whimsical, I guess you could say. It's funny to think of animals fighting wars, but I guess once you give them the human attributes, it's not surprising~

They live underwater, though, right?

[doubledragons.livejournal.com]

Devdas?

[savagestime.livejournal.com]

Film. Stars Aishwarya Rai. Lovely woman, reminds me of the Rani when she was younger. Looks, that is, not personality. Interesting shoulder decorations you have, by the way.

[doubledragons.livejournal.com]

Stars Ai... [Blinkblink] Er-- Right...! Um, and they're-- I guess my friends- Gyoro and Ururun.

[salvagestime.livejournal.com]

[raises eyebrows] Mind telling me exactly what you told the sharks to get me the....enthusiastic welcome I got earlier? [holds up a tie which has been bitten in half]

[as an afterthought] And they weren't that bad! They were done, at least. And not...burnt...exactly.

[savagestime.livejournal.com]

If I told you, it would be cheating.

[throws one at his head] Find me better scones.

[salvagestime.livejournal.com]

[rubs his head] Ow! [throws the...tie at him, yes] Find your own scones. I happen to like those. And fair enough. I wouldn't bother with the jelly fish, by the way.

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[donutsnotwar.livejournal.com]

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[donutsnotwar.livejournal.com]

Hello there!

[savagestime.livejournal.com]

And hello to you.

[donutsnotwar.livejournal.com]

You seem pretty cheerful for someone that was talking about a war.

[dameluckypants.livejournal.com]

...scones?

[savagestime.livejournal.com]

Yes, scones. The Doctor made them. They're not very good.

[dritte-tochter.livejournal.com]

Scones? I can make scones, desu. All different kinds, actually~ [preens at this] I could make you some -- if you asked nicely, desu~

[savagestime.livejournal.com]

I would hate to burden a lady with such a task.

[miseardae.livejournal.com]

[he holds his hands behind his back, incidentally right above the knife holstered there; mildly]

More trouble than you're worth, aren't you?

[savagestime.livejournal.com]

The trouble I cause adds to my worth. Take a seat, if you'd like.