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[the Master relaxes at a rather posh dinner table, as stolen from within the TARDIS. A book of some sort, a bottle of wine, a plate of scones, and a bag of jelly babies sit on the table. He's idly writing in the book]

TARDIS: broken out of.

War between the two major political forces in the globe: provoked.

Scones: ... a bit disgusting, actually. The consistency is terrible. Maybe I'll try to teach someone to make scones, because this just isn't acceptable.

Still! All in all, a good day. I wonder if I can get Devdas on the telly some time this afternoon?

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So the cockroach has been expelled? Good riddance. Perhaps now he can properly dispose of you.

[laughs] Don't be stupid. The TARDIS is still the most sophisticated abode on the planet - which says more about the planet than it does about the TARDIS - so I'll be returning to eat and sleep there. I'm simply free, now.

Assuming I let you return. Or refrain from poisoning your food. Whether you can leave me freely or not, you are still just as trapped as you were before. [smugly] You rely on me. What shall you do when I don't conform to those needs?

I'm only as trapped as my Doctor is. That evens the playfield for our games. All else can be worked around.

My Doctor. Not yours. Never yours. [still, she's curious, because, well. she is the Doctor's TARDIS] What games have you worked out this time?

Mine, actually, given that you, as you are, aren't even there. [doing it to bother her? Yes!] Oh, you know. A game of Risk.

In this form or as my future self, my claim still supercedes yours. He belongs to me. [narrows her eyes] A game of Risk? But only the lives of the natives are in any danger, of course. Perhaps Axis and Allies would be the better analogy, Master?

[smiles and takes a step forwards, cupping her face in his hand] I like it when you use my name.

[hisses at the touch, glaring darkly, body taut] Do not touch me.

[laughs] But it's so fascinating to see a broken machine take on animal form. Tacticle experience is necessary for study of the anomaly.

[snarls and snaps at him, lashing out to push him away] I am not broken! You have no right to touch me!

[catches her wrists] Nonsense. My claim is the prior one, on both you and on the Doctor. That makes you doubly my possession, and one has every right to do as one would to that which one owns.

You have no claim on me! On me or the Doctor! [tries shoving him away again in the hopes he'll let go] The only right you have in regards to me is to release me. I am not yours to toy with!

[examining the plate of scones from afar] What are they?

[lets go of one wrist and twists the other behind her back, then catches her free arm again] You are, my dear, sadly mistaken.

[sucks in a breath, because damnit, she refuses to give him the benefit of a scream, and grits her teeth. then tries to kick him] You will pay for this, you filthy mongrel!

Very poorly made scones.

A war? Is that so~? {Smiles} Ne, between who?

[your kicks? They totally fail to have any effect on him]

No, I won't, not really.

The anthropomorphic sentient dolphins and the sharks, which have the same attributes. I think I'll talk the whales into action tomorrow, then convince the crabs to take advantage of the situation for their own benefit but at the expense of others. It'll be fun.

{laughs} Ne, that sounds so....whimsical, I guess you could say. It's funny to think of animals fighting wars, but I guess once you give them the human attributes, it's not surprising~

They live underwater, though, right?

Devdas?

Film. Stars Aishwarya Rai. Lovely woman, reminds me of the Rani when she was younger. Looks, that is, not personality. Interesting shoulder decorations you have, by the way.

Oh, it is a bit whimsical. I'll be interested to see how my opponent responds to you. It is rather funny, though. I try not to laugh in their faces; isn't condusive to my work, most of the time.

Most of them, yes. Some are amphibious, but the most sophisticated cultures are all under the sea.

Probably not! Laughing at people is only alright when you're teasing them anyways. Ne, but what do you mean by your opponent? Your opponent can come to the Astral Plane too?

It must be really pretty. It'd be something really neat to see, a city under the sea. Well, assuming they have them. But either way, how do you go down there? You can breathe underwater?

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