011 - You Should See The Other Guy

[mercwamouth]

[Deadpool appears on the Plane. His outfit torn up, lots of wounds, lying on his back. He kinda looks like this. He's barely conscious, but you wouldn't know it looking at him.]

[Would you keep it down? I'm trying to get my strength back here.]

[Sorry.]

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[contract_star]

[Hei approaches slowly, and when he notices Deadpool is at least alive he nudges him with his foot.]

Well, guess he's dead. Too bad.

[mercwamouth]

...Start going through my stuff and we'll have another throw-down.

[contract_star]

Yeah? And then what? You'll kick me while I'm down again?

Oh, wait, I suppose I'd be the one doing that this time.

[mercwamouth]

*cough cough* I can--*cough*--so take you.

[madamemoiselle]

{Diva kneels carefully next to him, if only because of her fancy dress. But she places a hand on the side of his face, sounding worried}

Ne, Deadpool, are you alright? Well...I guess not, but...What happened?

[mercwamouth]

I'm...It was...Hi...Diva...

[madamemoiselle]

{Frowns, but she takes one of his hands with both of her own, speaking warmly}

...Hello Wade. I'm here with you, don't worry.

[mercwamouth]

...There...is...

[allstrings.livejournal.com]

[Oh hey, he looks about as bad as she did after her recent canonbump. That, and Hei *had* mentioned something about some superhero guy in spandex... Jolyne crouches down next to him.]

Hey, you alive over there?

[mercwamouth]

...As opposed to alive over there?

[allstrings.livejournal.com]

[Smirk] I figured asking if you were dead would be kinda dumb.

[mercwamouth]

You could also have said, "If you're dead, raise your hand."

[damnfinecoffee.livejournal.com]

[Well, he looks dead, and Ianto's pretty sure he is, but he crouches next to him to check his pulse regardless.]

[mercwamouth]

[Before Ianto's hand touches Deadpool's neck, Deadpool reflexively grabs his wrist]

...Don't worry, I'm sure it's just a death-rattle.

[damnfinecoffee.livejournal.com]

[Ianto jumps, and tries (read: fails) to suppress a shout of surprise.]

[mercwamouth]

...Not so loud, File-boy.

[shinypaws.livejournal.com]

...Goodness, Deadpool, what have you done to yourself this time?

[mercwamouth]

Didn't...do this...myself. Had help.

[shinypaws.livejournal.com]

Well, I certainly assumed as much, but it is clear that you have gotten yourself into trouble, in one way or another.

Hold still a moment--I shall heal what I can.

[got-the-stones.livejournal.com]

...What the heck happened to you?

[mercwamouth]

[Singing]

Tiny yellow river...

[got-the-stones.livejournal.com]

...Well obviously you're at least alive, but man, you're a mess.

[eyehax.livejournal.com]

Now it really is a pleasure to see you.

[mercwamouth]

...Shut...stupid...brat...

[eyehax.livejournal.com]

What was that? It's not polite to keep from speaking proper sentences.