mercwamouth: (hurt)
Deadpool ([personal profile] mercwamouth) wrote in [community profile] realityshifted2009-01-09 10:44 pm
  • Add Memory
  • Share This Entry
  • Current Mood: sore
Entry tags:

011 - You Should See The Other Guy

[Deadpool appears on the Plane. His outfit torn up, lots of wounds, lying on his back. He kinda looks like this. He's barely conscious, but you wouldn't know it looking at him.]

[Would you keep it down? I'm trying to get my strength back here.]

[Sorry.]

Page 1 of 10

Threaded | Top-Level Comments Only
contract_star: (it might be a puppy)

[personal profile] contract_star 2009-01-10 03:56 am (UTC)(link)
[Hei approaches slowly, and when he notices Deadpool is at least alive he nudges him with his foot.]

Well, guess he's dead. Too bad.
mercwamouth: (hurt)

[personal profile] mercwamouth 2009-01-10 04:02 am (UTC)(link)
...Start going through my stuff and we'll have another throw-down.
madamemoiselle: all icons by <user name="aniconisfinetoo" site="livejournal.com"> unless otherwise specified (sympathetic)

[personal profile] madamemoiselle 2009-01-10 04:13 am (UTC)(link)
{Diva kneels carefully next to him, if only because of her fancy dress. But she places a hand on the side of his face, sounding worried}

Ne, Deadpool, are you alright? Well...I guess not, but...What happened?
contract_star: (it was a bit funny actually)

[personal profile] contract_star 2009-01-10 04:15 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah? And then what? You'll kick me while I'm down again?

Oh, wait, I suppose I'd be the one doing that this time.
mercwamouth: (hurt)

[personal profile] mercwamouth 2009-01-10 04:18 am (UTC)(link)
I'm...It was...Hi...Diva...
mercwamouth: (faceplant)

[personal profile] mercwamouth 2009-01-10 04:20 am (UTC)(link)
*cough cough* I can--*cough*--so take you.
madamemoiselle: all icons by <user name="aniconisfinetoo" site="livejournal.com"> unless otherwise specified (gentle smile)

[personal profile] madamemoiselle 2009-01-10 04:25 am (UTC)(link)
{Frowns, but she takes one of his hands with both of her own, speaking warmly}

...Hello Wade. I'm here with you, don't worry.
contract_star: (it was a bit funny actually)

[personal profile] contract_star 2009-01-10 04:25 am (UTC)(link)
What was that? [Crouches down.] I couldn't hear you over the sound of you being half-dead.
mercwamouth: (torn head thought)

[personal profile] mercwamouth 2009-01-10 04:28 am (UTC)(link)
All-dead, actually. At least I was. I'm in a morgue right now.
mercwamouth: (torn head thought)

[personal profile] mercwamouth 2009-01-10 04:29 am (UTC)(link)
...There...is...
contract_star: (you think there will be puppies?)

[personal profile] contract_star 2009-01-10 04:30 am (UTC)(link)
Nicely done. What was it this time?
madamemoiselle: all icons by <user name="aniconisfinetoo" site="livejournal.com"> unless otherwise specified (:o!)

[personal profile] madamemoiselle 2009-01-10 04:30 am (UTC)(link)
...There is?
mercwamouth: (torn head miffed)

[personal profile] mercwamouth 2009-01-10 04:31 am (UTC)(link)
Tiger Shark.
Edited 2009-01-10 04:31 (UTC)
mercwamouth: (faceplant)

[personal profile] mercwamouth 2009-01-10 04:32 am (UTC)(link)
...another...
Edited 2009-01-10 04:32 (UTC)
contract_star: (it was a bit funny actually)

[personal profile] contract_star 2009-01-10 04:38 am (UTC)(link)
...Did you at least get sharkfin soup out of the whole thing?
mercwamouth: (hurt)

[personal profile] mercwamouth 2009-01-10 04:41 am (UTC)(link)
...Yeah, I totally, um... kicked his shark-butt.
contract_star: (there might even be puppies!)

[personal profile] contract_star 2009-01-10 04:43 am (UTC)(link)
It's best not to go swimming with sharks.
mercwamouth: (boom headshot)

[personal profile] mercwamouth 2009-01-10 04:46 am (UTC)(link)
...It wasn't intentional. And he's not an actual shark. He's just got DNA from a shark and Sub-Mariner.
Edited 2009-01-10 04:46 (UTC)
madamemoiselle: all icons by <user name="aniconisfinetoo" site="livejournal.com"> unless otherwise specified (you want to stick what where?)

[personal profile] madamemoiselle 2009-01-10 04:47 am (UTC)(link)
Another what?
mercwamouth: (torn head smile)

[personal profile] mercwamouth 2009-01-10 04:48 am (UTC)(link)
...Sky...wal...ker...
madamemoiselle: all icons by <user name="aniconisfinetoo" site="livejournal.com"> unless otherwise specified (wat)

[personal profile] madamemoiselle 2009-01-10 04:51 am (UTC)(link)
{wat}

...Deadpool, did they hit you in the head really hard? You're saying nonsense.
contract_star: (uh-oh)

[personal profile] contract_star 2009-01-10 05:02 am (UTC)(link)
The people in your world are incredibly odd.
mercwamouth: (seriously rethinking)

[personal profile] mercwamouth 2009-01-10 05:06 am (UTC)(link)
...Sub-Mariner's just a rip-off of Aquaman. Or... was it the other way around?
contract_star: (it might be a puppy)

[personal profile] contract_star 2009-01-10 05:14 am (UTC)(link)
Right. Odd.
mercwamouth: (seriously rethinking)

[personal profile] mercwamouth 2009-01-10 05:16 am (UTC)(link)
...Sorry, been in a morgue for a couple hours. Needed a laugh.
Threaded | Top-Level Comments Only

Page 1 of 10