011 - You Should See The Other Guy

[mercwamouth]

[Deadpool appears on the Plane. His outfit torn up, lots of wounds, lying on his back. He kinda looks like this. He's barely conscious, but you wouldn't know it looking at him.]

[Would you keep it down? I'm trying to get my strength back here.]

[Sorry.]

Comments

[mercwamouth]

What can I say?

I get knocked down...

[Shoots back on his feet]

...but I get up again!

[Shoots his fist out, but it stops right in front of Isako's face. He then flicks the brim of her glasses.]

You're lucky I don't hit teenage girls.

...Usually.

[eyehax.livejournal.com]

Are you always this excited to look for a fight?

[she deactivates the screens, remaining unfazed by his close proximity.]

[mercwamouth]

You find me knock-knock-knockin' on heaven's door for probably the billionth time and you really need to ask that?

[eyehax.livejournal.com]

..you really are just looking for trouble.

[mercwamouth]

What's life without a little excitement?

Though I'm pretty sure this time trouble was looking for me.

[eyehax.livejournal.com]

What happened anyways?

[mercwamouth]

Tiger Shark.

[eyehax.livejournal.com]

....

[mercwamouth]

...

[eyehax.livejournal.com]

You're an idiot.

[mercwamouth]

Is that your standard response or something? I answered your goddamn question.

[eyehax.livejournal.com]

It is my standard response when the situation calls for it.

[mercwamouth]

Still uncalled for, brat.

[eyehax.livejournal.com]

You can't get everything you want.

[mercwamouth]

That, me and the Rolling Stone's agree with.

[eyehax.livejournal.com]

The what?

[mercwamouth]

[He starts singing]

You can't always get whatcha waaaant.

You can't always get whatcha waaant.

You can't always get whatcha want...

But if ya try sometime, yeah...

You just might find you get...?

[mercwamouth]

WHAT YOU NEEEEED!