011 - You Should See The Other Guy

[mercwamouth]

[Deadpool appears on the Plane. His outfit torn up, lots of wounds, lying on his back. He kinda looks like this. He's barely conscious, but you wouldn't know it looking at him.]

[Would you keep it down? I'm trying to get my strength back here.]

[Sorry.]

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[mercwamouth]

...Sorry, been in a morgue for a couple hours. Needed a laugh.

[madamemoiselle]

A morgue? Ah, Wade, did you die?

[mercwamouth]

Must have, I guess.

...

I got better.

[madamemoiselle]

{She frowns a bit more, but decides to hug him delicately}</i I'm sorry, then. Ne, can I do anything for you?

[mercwamouth]

...Help me take...this mask off...

[madamemoiselle]

{Nods, sitting back again to take the mask off}

So what happened?

[mercwamouth]

Oh, good, I can breathe now.

Well, I went back to finish the botched job, took the boat back, got jumped by Tiger Shark, etc.

[madamemoiselle]

{Smiles} Ne, that's good, then.

...Well...You were kind of expecting that, right? That's what you said, anyways. Tiger Shark, though? I guess that's bad?

[mercwamouth]

Wasn't expecting that. Guess someone else wants me dead.

[madamemoiselle]

...Mm...But you'll be alright...right?

[mercwamouth]

As alright as I can be. Which isn't a terrifically high standard, really.

[madamemoiselle]

I guess that's good enough, I suppose. I can't really say much for any kind of advice since...Ah, I think it's that I don't know much about Wade's home at all

[mercwamouth]

...What does my home have to do with this?

[madamemoiselle]

Well, I mean, I know that Wade is a mercenary and that your job didn't go so well, but not much more than that. So it's hard for me to say something to that, you know?

[mercwamouth]

You don't have to say anything to it.

[madamemoiselle]

Um...But then I don't know what to say at all. That's bad, isn't it?

[mercwamouth]

You don't need to say anything at all. It's fine. I talk enough for the both of us.

[madamemoiselle]

Oh, well...Well then, what is a "Skywalker"?

[mercwamouth]

Remind me to show you "Star Wars" at some point.

[He's mostly healed now. He puts his mask back on and sits up.]

[madamemoiselle]

...And what is that?

[mercwamouth]

...I know a certain geek who would die of a heart attack on the spot if he heard you say that.

[madamemoiselle]

Really? Who?

[mercwamouth]

No one you know.

Anyway, it's a bunch of movies.

[madamemoiselle]

Oh, that would be fun, then! There's a movie theatre on the lower level, so I can try and get them and watch them.

[mercwamouth]

Start with Episodes 4-6. Trust me, by Episode 5, you'll be thanking me.