008 - Wonder Twin Powers Activate

[mercwamouth]

[Deadpool's relaxin' on his plastic explosive couch again. At least he would be relaxing if he had reason to feel relaxed. He checks his cell phone for any voice mail. Still nothing. He lets out an exasperated sigh.]

*sigh*

[Not exasperated enough.]

*SIGH*

[Better.]

What am I supposed to do? After my last assignment, I'm in debt...

[Nick Fury's a douche bag.]

Everyone else is too busy with the Secret Invasion™ to hire me...

[Everyone's a douche bag.]

And no one here really needs a mercenary that can't shift into their worlds.

[Well then think of another option.]

That's your job.

[I thought it was my job.]

[It's both our job.]

[Why are there two of us again?]

[I dunno. To represent inner duality or something?]

[Duality, eh? Hey that gives me an idea...]

[Hmm... I see where you're goin' with this...]

[Deadpool stands up and looks upward, sort of yelling to nothing.]

Hey, Wonder Twins, can you hear me? I wanna talk to ya!

Comments

[coil-legacy.livejournal.com]

You want to talk to the Twins, Deadpool-san?

[mercwamouth]

Wow, do those glasses improve your perception of common sense as well, cause that was lightning quick.

[coil-legacy.livejournal.com]

[>:I] I-I was just wondering...

[mercwamouth]

D'aww, look at that grumpy face.

[coil-legacy.livejournal.com]

[madamemoiselle]

Ah, Deadpool is in debt?

[mercwamouth]

Usually am. Explosives don't come cheap. Especially when your clients have a tendency to not pay you.

[madamemoiselle]

Oh, I see...Well, if that's all, would you like some money?

[mercwamouth]

Money's good, but money from your world wouldn't do much good in my world.

[contract_star]

Are you sure you want to talk to them?

[mercwamouth]

If I was sure before I talked to anyone, I doubt I'd talk as much as I do.

[contract_star]

Be careful with them. They're shrewd.

[mercwamouth]

Most business creeps are.

[worldly_monk]

Does that usually work?

[mercwamouth]

I dunno. Worth a try though, right?

[worldly_monk]

Hn. Have you talked to them before?

[mercwamouth]

Nope.

[didorothy]

[pinches the bridge of his nose]

Don't give them any open-ended offers, don't ever ever ever ask for anything and assume it's for free - particularly not if you don't mean to ask for it - and essentially treat them like you're talking to two rather small porcelain devils.

Oh, and they like candy.

[mercwamouth]

You seem to think I don't deal with unsavory folks on a regular basis.

It's OK, you don't know me. At least, that's what I assume since I don't know you.

[didorothy]

No, I don't know you, though I usually am pretty up-to-date with my masked heroes.

[Sam sees that spandex and would like to know what the hell is up with that]

DI Sam Tyler. If you've met DCI Gene Hunt or WDC Annie Cartwright, they're my coworkers. You are?

[mercwamouth]

...You're Sam?

[realitymods]

[have the full Twin set!]

Wonder twin powers activate~! Do you have need of a special service?

[mercwamouth]

...About time you guys showed up.

I'm lookin' for some work. You two seem to have a lot to be concerned about. Wonderin' if you might need a talent like mine workin' for ya.

[realitymods]

Hm? How do you feel about trying to get customers? You can promote us! It's difficult to get customers here, even though you all should buy our things. Think you could convince people here to buy things from us?

[mercwamouth]

...Not quite what I had in mind, but beggars can't be choosers.

Payment?