This is me, raping my app

[elegantthestars.livejournal.com]

As much as I prefer what the Alliance planets have to offer, I have to admit, these border planet shops have some nice things, wouldn't you agree, Kaylee? [a pause] Kaylee? Where did you go? Mal, have you seen Kaylee? She was right-- Mal?

[finally gets fed up and turns to look around, but no one who entered the shop with her is there and, what is this? neither is the shop anymore! welcome to the Plane, Inara]

Mal...? Mal, that's enough. I don't know what you did, but you can stop it right now. This isn't even remotely humourous. Mal? Mal, answer me!

[takes a step, realises that hey, this is real, and promptly needs a sit-down]

Oh gossa.


[ooc; Tags will be slow, as I'm still at work, but I'm bored and wanted to put this up.]

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[savagestime.livejournal.com]

[looks down at her]

A new one.

[elegantthestars.livejournal.com]

[looks up, pushing herself to her feet and dusting off as primly as possible] I beg your pardon?

[savagestime.livejournal.com]

No need to beg, my dear.

[durch-feuer.livejournal.com]

{I swear it's not you, Dietrich is just loud lately!}

Oh, another new arrival? It seems like there's a few "today".

[elegantthestars.livejournal.com]

[yuh-huh, I bet]

I'm sorry, but ... what do you mean, 'new arrival?'

[durch-feuer.livejournal.com]

{:( It's trueeeeee} People appear here somewhat frequently, but at random. Ah, but here is a nexus point between realities if that makes any sense to you.

[lamb_of_gold]

Another? Tch. They've gotten bold again.

[elegantthestars.livejournal.com]

[sighs, giving him a once over]

And who might 'they' be? I think I'd like a word.

[lamb_of_gold]

The twins. They usually come if you call for them, but they are...troublesome to deal with

[fireintothesky.livejournal.com]

[Hugging her violin case.] Um. Are you okay?

[elegantthestars.livejournal.com]

Hmm? Of course. I was just a little surprised, is all.

[fireintothesky.livejournal.com]

[Nodnod] I was surprised too. But this place is nice. And the people are very kind.

[contract_star]

[Hei is putting off going home.] Ah...you must be new.

[elegantthestars.livejournal.com]

[awww, Hei, don't be like that]

So I've gathered. Would you mind telling me where it is I'm new to?

[contract_star]

[WELL when he goes home he gets to walk into a pandimensional nightmare realm, lose two of his friends, watch all of Japan be destroyed, only to have it sort of come back, then he nearly dies a few times before blowing up a major facility and going on the run from pretty much the ENTIRE WORLD which wants to kill him.]

[:|]

This is the Astral Plane. It's sort of like a crossroads between worlds. And you can go back to where you were by thinking it. You were with friends, right? They'll still be there when you go back--that's the other thing, time won't pass while you're here.

[ambitious-woman.livejournal.com]

[her gaze is sharp and appraising, but not without feeling]

That seems to be everyone's sentiment, even if is expressed differently.

[elegantthestars.livejournal.com]

[meets her gaze equally, sizing the other woman up]

I take it there's others here who've had similar experiences, then?

[mercwamouth]

[Stare. He's totally seen "Firefly".]

...Wow. This place officially rocks.

*ahem* Hello fair companion, it is wonderful to make your acquaintance.

[elegantthestars.livejournal.com]

[so he totally knows that Inara sleeps with chicks, doesn't he?]

I'm sorry? [gives him a look, then smiles charmingly, getting to her feet and curtsying] Mmm, I'm afraid I don't have the honour of making your acquaintance. You would be...?

[doctorate.livejournal.com]

New, I take it? Don't worry -- I imagine everyone's first time here is a bit unsettling.

[elegantthestars.livejournal.com]

So I gather. And did you have a similar experience then, Mister...?

[salvagestime.livejournal.com]

[have a friendly, helping hand, as he's offering her one]

I don't think your friends can hear you out here. Well, I say 'out' but it's more like 'in'. Anyway, they're probably safe back home.

[elegantthestars.livejournal.com]

[takes his hand! then does a double take because wait, wasn't she just talking to you?]

Doctor John Noble? I'm sorry, but weren't we just speaking? When did you change?

[miseardae.livejournal.com]

[raises his eyebrows, with a faint smile]

Your Mal sounds like quite the mischievous sort.

[elegantthestars.livejournal.com]

Oh, believe me, he is. Frustratingly so.