This is me, raping my app

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As much as I prefer what the Alliance planets have to offer, I have to admit, these border planet shops have some nice things, wouldn't you agree, Kaylee? [a pause] Kaylee? Where did you go? Mal, have you seen Kaylee? She was right-- Mal?

[finally gets fed up and turns to look around, but no one who entered the shop with her is there and, what is this? neither is the shop anymore! welcome to the Plane, Inara]

Mal...? Mal, that's enough. I don't know what you did, but you can stop it right now. This isn't even remotely humourous. Mal? Mal, answer me!

[takes a step, realises that hey, this is real, and promptly needs a sit-down]

Oh gossa.


[ooc; Tags will be slow, as I'm still at work, but I'm bored and wanted to put this up.]