ext_263304 ([identity profile] elegantthestars.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] realityshifted2008-09-02 07:11 pm
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This is me, raping my app

As much as I prefer what the Alliance planets have to offer, I have to admit, these border planet shops have some nice things, wouldn't you agree, Kaylee? [a pause] Kaylee? Where did you go? Mal, have you seen Kaylee? She was right-- Mal?

[finally gets fed up and turns to look around, but no one who entered the shop with her is there and, what is this? neither is the shop anymore! welcome to the Plane, Inara]

Mal...? Mal, that's enough. I don't know what you did, but you can stop it right now. This isn't even remotely humourous. Mal? Mal, answer me!

[takes a step, realises that hey, this is real, and promptly needs a sit-down]

Oh gossa.


[ooc; Tags will be slow, as I'm still at work, but I'm bored and wanted to put this up.]
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mercwamouth: (buh)

[personal profile] mercwamouth 2008-09-03 04:02 am (UTC)(link)
Sorry, sorry, couldn't help it. All my fault. Who's this Mal you're talking about? Don't wanna add to your drama with Captain Hammer.

[identity profile] elegantthestars.livejournal.com 2008-09-03 04:04 am (UTC)(link)
Is that so? And why is that? Do I come across as being that cheap and easy? And Mal, if you must know, is the captain of all the idiots like you who haven't got a clue between them.
mercwamouth: (buh)

[personal profile] mercwamouth 2008-09-03 04:10 am (UTC)(link)
No! You come off as really expensive and difficult.

...I didn't mean difficult. I meant hot. Really, really hot. Or whatever's Chinese for hot.
mercwamouth: (buh)

[personal profile] mercwamouth 2008-09-03 04:27 am (UTC)(link)
"Men"? That doesn't sound terribly Chinese... You sure?

...I'm not doin' so men, am I?

[identity profile] elegantthestars.livejournal.com 2008-09-03 02:42 pm (UTC)(link)
That's because it isn't, you idiot.

Was there a point to you continuing to speak to me, or are you just trying to prove that men are as primitive as apes?
mercwamouth: (guns)

[personal profile] mercwamouth 2008-09-03 03:45 pm (UTC)(link)
Tryin' to get me to stop talking is like trying to get Fox to stop canceling good shows. Not gonna happen.

[identity profile] elegantthestars.livejournal.com 2008-09-03 04:21 pm (UTC)(link)
And now you're speaking nonsense. Wonderful.
mercwamouth: (squint)

[personal profile] mercwamouth 2008-09-03 04:38 pm (UTC)(link)
You know you love it.

[identity profile] elegantthestars.livejournal.com 2008-09-03 05:43 pm (UTC)(link)
[long suffering sigh and presses a finger to her temple] And here I thought I'd at least be free of people like you while here.
mercwamouth: (crazy)

[personal profile] mercwamouth 2008-09-03 07:36 pm (UTC)(link)
Sorry to disappoint ya, sweetheart, but as long as there are stunningly beautiful women, there will be disgusting and perverted mountains of testosterone. It's physics or something.

[identity profile] elegantthestars.livejournal.com 2008-09-03 09:41 pm (UTC)(link)
I'll keep that in mind, then, Mr. Wilson.
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