This is me, raping my app

[elegantthestars.livejournal.com]

As much as I prefer what the Alliance planets have to offer, I have to admit, these border planet shops have some nice things, wouldn't you agree, Kaylee? [a pause] Kaylee? Where did you go? Mal, have you seen Kaylee? She was right-- Mal?

[finally gets fed up and turns to look around, but no one who entered the shop with her is there and, what is this? neither is the shop anymore! welcome to the Plane, Inara]

Mal...? Mal, that's enough. I don't know what you did, but you can stop it right now. This isn't even remotely humourous. Mal? Mal, answer me!

[takes a step, realises that hey, this is real, and promptly needs a sit-down]

Oh gossa.


[ooc; Tags will be slow, as I'm still at work, but I'm bored and wanted to put this up.]

Comments

[savagestime.livejournal.com]

Or perhaps it's because begging just isn't entertaining.


Well, no, that's a lie, it's highly entertaining. This sort of thing is just silly, though.

[elegantthestars.livejournal.com]

I don't believe I've ever met anyone who took my words literally in that scenario. Might I have the pleasure of such an odd fellow's name?

[savagestime.livejournal.com]

I'm called the Master. It's a pleasure, probably. What about yours? If I may beg it.

[elegantthestars.livejournal.com]

The Master? A strong name for one who, I believe, is strong enough for it? And you need not beg it, good sir. My name is Inara. Inara Serra.

[savagestime.livejournal.com]

Miss Serra, then. Where are you from, Miss Serra? You'll find yourself getting asked that question a fair bit; it's sort of standard greeting here, really.

[elegantthestars.livejournal.com]

I come from Sihnon, but more recently I've taken to calling Serenity home. I have to admit, it does take some getting used to. I'm rather used to being known.

[savagestime.livejournal.com]

Serenity? How poetic.