002-omgwtfbat

[lotsofrunning.livejournal.com]

[Appears on the plane, looking winded followed by a creepy bat that's CHASING her]

--wait. It can follow me?

[Sighs and takes off running again]

Why do you want to eat me, anyway? What did I ever do to you? I probably don't even taste that good, anyway. Just like salt and leaves and dirt. [Licks self, while running] Yep. Definitely dirt. And dirt's kind of gross.

Comments

[immortalmistake.livejournal.com]

[Annndcrap, he's out of bullets.] It-- that-- it's trying to kill you! [Joins her in running.] Well, it's still trying to kill you, but I was trying to help!

[lotsofrunning.livejournal.com]

Does it look like it can be killed with bullets?

[immortalmistake.livejournal.com]

Well how was I supposed to know?! [Still running, oh yes.] Most things where I come from can be!