002-omgwtfbat

[lotsofrunning.livejournal.com]

[Appears on the plane, looking winded followed by a creepy bat that's CHASING her]

--wait. It can follow me?

[Sighs and takes off running again]

Why do you want to eat me, anyway? What did I ever do to you? I probably don't even taste that good, anyway. Just like salt and leaves and dirt. [Licks self, while running] Yep. Definitely dirt. And dirt's kind of gross.

Comments

[immortalmistake.livejournal.com]

[Sees her coming and makes a o.o face] Is that one of those giant bat things you mentioned? The ones that eat people?

[lotsofrunning.livejournal.com]

Yup. [Still running]

[immortalmistake.livejournal.com]

[Drops off the Plane and reappears in short order, this time looking determined and carrying his good old Chicago typewriter. He lets loose on the oncoming bat in a ferocious spray of bullets.]

[lamb_of_gold]

[Watching Jenny run. Run Jenny, run!]

[lotsofrunning.livejournal.com]

--because that didn't make it worse at all.

[lotsofrunning.livejournal.com]

[Oh, she's running. She's running a lot]

[lamb_of_gold]

[Keeeeeeeps watching, then] Do you need help?

[immortalmistake.livejournal.com]

[Annndcrap, he's out of bullets.] It-- that-- it's trying to kill you! [Joins her in running.] Well, it's still trying to kill you, but I was trying to help!

[lotsofrunning.livejournal.com]

Can you stop a man eating bat?

[lamb_of_gold]

[Glows gold a small bit, and thin strings of gossamer form around the bat like a web, effectively immobilizing it]

[lotsofrunning.livejournal.com]

[Stops running, surprised] How'd you do that?

[lamb_of_gold]

The Crystal Net. I suggest you kill this beast now.

[lotsofrunning.livejournal.com]

I would, if I knew how.

[lamb_of_gold]

[Frowns a bit, concentrates on the bat, and suddenly, it just poofs out of existence] There you are, then.

[lotsofrunning.livejournal.com]

[Blinks] Um. Thanks.

[lamb_of_gold]

[Massages the bridge of his nose]You're welcome.

[lotsofrunning.livejournal.com]

What did you do to it?

[lamb_of_gold]

I teleported it off the plane. I was unsure if it would work, but it seemed to, thankfully. However, it took a fair deal more concentration to perform than it usually would for me.

[lotsofrunning.livejournal.com]

Where did you teleport it to?

[lamb_of_gold]

What I know as "Sekishiki." To put it in layman's terms, the entrance to Hell.

[lotsofrunning.livejournal.com]

Well, as long as it's not chasing anyone.

[lamb_of_gold]

Oh I'd imagine it will try, but there are very few ways out of that place.

[lotsofrunning.livejournal.com]

Always good to know!

[lamb_of_gold]

So how did you come across such a charming friend?

[lotsofrunning.livejournal.com]

Just talking a walk, y'know, through the jungle.