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[lotsofrunning.livejournal.com]

[Appears on the plane, looking winded followed by a creepy bat that's CHASING her]

--wait. It can follow me?

[Sighs and takes off running again]

Why do you want to eat me, anyway? What did I ever do to you? I probably don't even taste that good, anyway. Just like salt and leaves and dirt. [Licks self, while running] Yep. Definitely dirt. And dirt's kind of gross.

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[immortalmistake.livejournal.com]

[Sees her coming and makes a o.o face] Is that one of those giant bat things you mentioned? The ones that eat people?

[lotsofrunning.livejournal.com]

Yup. [Still running]

[immortalmistake.livejournal.com]

[Drops off the Plane and reappears in short order, this time looking determined and carrying his good old Chicago typewriter. He lets loose on the oncoming bat in a ferocious spray of bullets.]

[lotsofrunning.livejournal.com]

--because that didn't make it worse at all.

[immortalmistake.livejournal.com]

[Annndcrap, he's out of bullets.] It-- that-- it's trying to kill you! [Joins her in running.] Well, it's still trying to kill you, but I was trying to help!

[lamb_of_gold]

[Watching Jenny run. Run Jenny, run!]

[lotsofrunning.livejournal.com]

[Oh, she's running. She's running a lot]

[lamb_of_gold]

[Keeeeeeeps watching, then] Do you need help?

[lotsofrunning.livejournal.com]

Can you stop a man eating bat?

[salvagestime.livejournal.com]

Jenny! Blimey, you and those bats! [have a Doctor running with you]

[lotsofrunning.livejournal.com]

What do you mean "you and those bats?"

[salvagestime.livejournal.com]

You just keep having problems with them, don't you?

[lotsofrunning.livejournal.com]

It's not like I want to! They're everywhere! I can't help if it I accidentally eat some of their fruit! I didn't even know it was theirs!

[noking.livejournal.com]

Well it's the inside that matters.

[lotsofrunning.livejournal.com]

Always good to know?

[noking.livejournal.com]

You should switch tactics.

[lotsofrunning.livejournal.com]

Dunno if you've ever been chased by a bat that could eat you, but I'm not sure if that'll work.

[miseardae.livejournal.com]

[stares at her for a moment, shrugs, pulls out his sonic blaster]

Need a bit of help?

[entirely too nonchalant about creepy bats, really]

[lotsofrunning.livejournal.com]

Help would be brilliant, thanks.

[miseardae.livejournal.com]

[flashes a smile before aiming]

I'll only stun it, if you don't mind.

[and he shoots! which is good, because he was probably close to being a snack]

[lotsofrunning.livejournal.com]

Stunning is better than being eaten by it! Thanks.

[itsthecoat.livejournal.com]

[Sound of gun shot goes here; the bat falls to the ground, dead, as Jack places the gun back in it's holster]

[lotsofrunning.livejournal.com]

[Stops, and blinks at the dead bat, then Jack] --thanks.

[itsthecoat.livejournal.com]

[Smiles at her] My pleasure.

[lotsofrunning.livejournal.com]

If you hadn't done that when you did, I'd probably be on my way to being digested.

--I'm Jenny, by the way.