anyone want to confess?

[chapelsend.livejournal.com]

[There's a poof of sand and Wolfwood appears carrying a very odd looking model church in his hands. Looking around quickly, he grins and plops the church over the head of the nearest person.]

Got any sins needin' confessin'? Any blasphemous acts or indiscretions? It's on the house!


[ooc: In the anime, Wolfwood did this to the driver in exchange for letting him ride the bus for less than the going rate. So for the pleasure - or not - of anyone crossing his path today, he will 'confessionalize' anyone he sees. You can also manage to dodge the church/portable confessional but he will be very determined to put it on people's heads anyways.]

Comments

[savagestime.livejournal.com]

I could confess, but I'm not sure how much time you have on hand.

[chapelsend.livejournal.com]

Is there any time 'round here?

[savagestime.livejournal.com]

Relatively, yes. A sense of time is one of a Time Lord's senses - we'd really not be worth the title if it wasn't - and we're not existing in the absense of time, nor are we existing in anti-time - I would be physically ill, if we were - therefore there must be some time here.

[witchmaker.livejournal.com]

Heard any juicy confessions lately, Father? [ Flirt flirt flirt! She's at it again! ]

[chapelsend.livejournal.com]

Not yet! You wanna try? [grins at her and holds out the church]

[witchmaker.livejournal.com]

[ She flutters her eyelashes ] Oh, Father, forgive me, as I find a man of the cloth very attractive! May the Goddess have pity on my soul!

[dameluckypants.livejournal.com]

On the house?

[chapelsend.livejournal.com]

Yup! Usually I charge people for long confessions! [points at the slot in the tiny church's steeple] It's for th' kids back home!

[dameluckypants.livejournal.com]

I've never actually heard of anyone charging for confession.

[flashknickers.livejournal.com]

[Blinks] What's that?

[chapelsend.livejournal.com]

You know those places back home you confess in? This one's portable!

[flashknickers.livejournal.com]

I've never seen a portable confession box. I haven't been in one since I moved out, either, though.

[donutsnotwar.livejournal.com]

You're up to this again? How's business?

[chapelsend.livejournal.com]

Heeey, it's free for 'em up here!

So, how's th' ankle? Doctor fixed it good?

[donutsnotwar.livejournal.com]

Free? You must be in a good mood.

[nodding] I've been ordered to take it easy for a few days, but we'll see if I get the chance.

[salvagestime.livejournal.com]

[looking down at the church] That's funny. I haven't seen a priest doing this in a long time.

[chapelsend.livejournal.com]

[smiles and holds it out for better inspection] Guess I'm a real regular kind o' priest t' do this! You got any sins t' confess?

[harmonixerdemon.livejournal.com]

You serious?

[chapelsend.livejournal.com]

I may not look it but I am a priest! [holds out the portable confessional] Wanna give it a shot?

[didorothy]

I'll admit I'm a bit rusty on religion, but aren't the services of a priest meant to always be free?

[chapelsend.livejournal.com]

Times change an' planets got different rules. [eyes him and frowns] Don't I know ya?

[chasingstars201.livejournal.com]

[Misaki has decided to wander around the Plane in her pajamas, wrapped up in the blanket like some sort of Roman stola. It hides her cast well enough--and also keeps too much skin from showing. She blinks at Wolfwood.]

...what... are you doing?

[chapelsend.livejournal.com]

I'm doin' some priestly work an' lettin' those poor souls that need t' talk talk. [holds out the confessional] Wanna try it? On the house!

[contract_star]

Isn't...that kind of small, for a church?

[chapelsend.livejournal.com]

You just stick it on your head! [proves it by sticking it over his head] See? Some people just need to feel alone to confess!