anyone want to confess?

[chapelsend.livejournal.com]

[There's a poof of sand and Wolfwood appears carrying a very odd looking model church in his hands. Looking around quickly, he grins and plops the church over the head of the nearest person.]

Got any sins needin' confessin'? Any blasphemous acts or indiscretions? It's on the house!


[ooc: In the anime, Wolfwood did this to the driver in exchange for letting him ride the bus for less than the going rate. So for the pleasure - or not - of anyone crossing his path today, he will 'confessionalize' anyone he sees. You can also manage to dodge the church/portable confessional but he will be very determined to put it on people's heads anyways.]

Comments

[savagestime.livejournal.com]

I could confess, but I'm not sure how much time you have on hand.

[chapelsend.livejournal.com]

Is there any time 'round here?

[savagestime.livejournal.com]

Relatively, yes. A sense of time is one of a Time Lord's senses - we'd really not be worth the title if it wasn't - and we're not existing in the absense of time, nor are we existing in anti-time - I would be physically ill, if we were - therefore there must be some time here.

[chapelsend.livejournal.com]

Really? huh. That's different. I thought things here weren't timed since nothin' has moved that much when I go back.

[witchmaker.livejournal.com]

Heard any juicy confessions lately, Father? [ Flirt flirt flirt! She's at it again! ]

[chapelsend.livejournal.com]

Not yet! You wanna try? [grins at her and holds out the church]

[savagestime.livejournal.com]

Time not passing at home doesn't exclude time passing not at home. Probably a simple matter of two streams of time-space, the home world and the plane, where thought is the method of movement between the streams. Either the home stream is frozen by an outside force - that is, the Twins, Meredith, or a related body - or one is returned by an outside force to the exact moment of departure. Depends on whether or not one leaves the home stream when one goes to the plane's stream, really.

[dameluckypants.livejournal.com]

On the house?

[chapelsend.livejournal.com]

[Wolfwood does this stare thing because that's way over his head. He's just a priest!]

Err... okay...

I've got a few minutes iffin you wanna talk 'bout somethin'...

[chapelsend.livejournal.com]

Yup! Usually I charge people for long confessions! [points at the slot in the tiny church's steeple] It's for th' kids back home!

[witchmaker.livejournal.com]

[ She flutters her eyelashes ] Oh, Father, forgive me, as I find a man of the cloth very attractive! May the Goddess have pity on my soul!

[dameluckypants.livejournal.com]

I've never actually heard of anyone charging for confession.

[chapelsend.livejournal.com]

Now, now, I know I've got that scruffy sexiness goin' on but I am a priest an' ain't 'pose t' mess with th' flock.

[chapelsend.livejournal.com]

Th' church doubles as an orphanage, so gotta make money some how. Can't be stealin' stuff for 'em an' few donate.

[flashknickers.livejournal.com]

[Blinks] What's that?

[dameluckypants.livejournal.com]

Do you make good money that way?

[witchmaker.livejournal.com]

That's too bad! Good looking guys shouldn't take themselves out of the gene pool willingly. It's just unfair.

[chapelsend.livejournal.com]

Sometimes I can get a couple hundred double dollars. Depends on how many people been sinnin' bad.

[dameluckypants.livejournal.com]

Well, people do tend to sin...

[chapelsend.livejournal.com]

You know those places back home you confess in? This one's portable!

[chapelsend.livejournal.com]

Yup! An' there's lotsa people that confess t' clean th' slate!

[chapelsend.livejournal.com]

I'm sorry, ma'am, it's th' law o' th' church. Now if you weren't part o' th' flock, I wouldn't mind goin' for drinks.

[flashknickers.livejournal.com]

I've never seen a portable confession box. I haven't been in one since I moved out, either, though.

[witchmaker.livejournal.com]

And how does one go about not being a part of the flock? Do I need to have my wool sheared?

[chapelsend.livejournal.com]

It's not that common except on Gunsmoke, so don't think you would've seen one 'fore. Wanna try it out? It's free!