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[most_feared]

[Kay once again steps out onto the Plane and is covered in... You know what? It's slimy, it's sort of greenish yellow, it's stringy and trickly, and it looks pretty unpleasant. He's so busy shaking off his hand and trying to wipe off his big shiny brightly lit gun that he doesn't notice where he is for a moment.] Shows me for forgetting my damn handkerchief.

[As if one little hanky would take care of the horrors that have happened here. Oh well. And then he looks up.

And around.

Eyebrow raise.]

...Huh.

[Not much to say about that. Other than this is disgusting and he'll have to change suits very soon.]

Comments

[punkblaze]

[Eithan happens to see him... and makes a face.]

Ew. Uh, hey man, do you... need a towel or somethin'?

[most_feared]

That'd be helpful. [He's being honest. He wipes off his face. Towel would be good now. Sandblasting later.]

[punkblaze]

Right. [He drops from the Plane, and returns three seconds later with a fluffy white towel. He hands it over to Kay.]

What the hell is that? Do I wanna know?

[lameway2die]

What sneezed on you?

[Duo, ever the smartass.]

[most_feared]

I'd be a hell of a lot happier if it were snot, I'm not gonna lie.

[He's attracts smartass like a magnet.]

[lameway2die]

What happened then? If you don't mind me askin'.

[grip_on_reality]

[Menzies is surprised by Kay's sudden appearance, but she makes a beeline for him as soon as she spots him. she's actually quite happy to see him again, but being Menzies, she just smirks and asks:] Rough day at work?

[most_feared]

Yeah. [Casual nod, despite the foulness going on.] Sorry I didn't have time to pretty up before I came for a visit. [He stares at the slime-drips that have gathered around his feet. Should he clean that up when he comes back? Someone might step in it... on this floor of nothing. Or something.] I guess they gave me an invite back.

[grip_on_reality]

[she gives a short laugh] Guess they did. They must like you. [that means she's pleased to see you, Kay] Need a towel?

[noblesavage]

[It smelled unpleasant as well. Leela wrinkled her nose as she walked over to join him.]

Kay?

[And, yes, she smiled despite herself. Even if she couldn't see what he was covered in, she could make an educated guess.]

[most_feared]

[Today is a slimy, disgusting day and he's feeling it.] Howdy.

[Rarely does he say howdy, but he likes Leela, despite that he's covered in... whatever horrible fluid some being produced.]

[noblesavage]

You have been having an interesting day.

[vengefulagent]

[that...isn't a sight one would normally come across--and Wash is all the more thankful for it. (he'd be finding that gunk in his body armor and weapons for days no matter how well of a cleaning job he did!)]

I take it you won? [eyes the gun, not recognizing the make]

[most_feared]

[He nods after swiping a hand down his face.] Yeah. Usually do.

[Just at great expense, obviously.]

[vengefulagent]

Good for you. [he quickly drops from the Plane and returns with a plain white towel] Here. I'm guessing "slimy" isn't your normal state. Sadly, I don't have a change of clothes to lend you.

[dritte_tochter]

W-what is that, desu!?

[most_feared]

[With the most serious and disapproving face in the world at all of this terrible.]

You probably don't wanna know.

[hisoldgirl]

[she very much just wants to analyse whatever that substance is, Kay. mind if she takes a sample? because she's totally approaching with what looks like a swab and petri dish]

[most_feared]

[Kay has been around enough alien scientists that when a particular swab is heading for him, he's not going to take it as an insult. He'll even stand there, while dripping, and patiently wait for her to retrieve her sample. Hello there, pretty lady. He doesn't mind the curiosity. And he'll even wait until she's done before speaking.]

What field you in?

[Unless she's a really weird collector of gross things. That's a possibility too.]

[windyheir]

[Well that sure is gross.]

Uh, do you want some paper towels or something?

[most_feared]

[A big globule of horrible drips off his nose.]

Maybe one or two.

[bonnypiperlad]

Aye, well, I'd say you'd need more than a handkerchief to clean off that lot.

[Whatever it is, he doesn't think it'll do much good. But Jamie reaches into the pocket of his sheepskin vest and pulls out a large square of linen, offering it out anyway.]

Here. I think ye need this a wee bit more than I do right now.

[most_feared]

Thanks. [He takes the little square of cloth tentatively, and sadly it's almost saturated by just remaining in his palm. But he uses it to wipe his face off and then frowns.]

Sorry for not callin' ahead. I sorta dropped in here. [Yech. He dangles the handkerchief between his fingers.] How about I go get this sterilized before I return it to you.

[stillshinigami]

So you're back to stay, huh?

[Holy crap. The smell. Duo has a young three month Rottweiler mix at his feet, tentatively approaching Kay to get a sniff.]

[most_feared]

[Oh, cute little dog. This is pretty gross.] Guess so. [He watches the dog.] Be careful there, Buddy. Or you're gonna end up needin' a bath.