the fuckface who holds time itself in his hands (
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realityshifted2010-11-27 01:09 pm
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Fantasy for Organ, in E flat Major
[There is cake on the kitchen table. Everything else is irrelevant, because there is a table, and it has delicious cake on it.]
[But if one must notice the peripheral details, Irving Braxiatel is leaning on the counter by the oven. A fresh sheet of croissants are on top of the stove, and Braxiatel is looking over a paper on Shakespearean performances in non-human cultures. He is also fixing an odd bit of technology that might be recognized as part of a time ship's temporal stabilizer. The devil, after all, always finds work for idle hands. He seems perfectly at ease.]
[There is also an extra cake on the table, as if to ward off vultures from the main prize.]
[But if one must notice the peripheral details, Irving Braxiatel is leaning on the counter by the oven. A fresh sheet of croissants are on top of the stove, and Braxiatel is looking over a paper on Shakespearean performances in non-human cultures. He is also fixing an odd bit of technology that might be recognized as part of a time ship's temporal stabilizer. The devil, after all, always finds work for idle hands. He seems perfectly at ease.]
[There is also an extra cake on the table, as if to ward off vultures from the main prize.]

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[This of course means she doesn't move off of him at all, and merely shifts slightly so she can follow the direction of the paper.]
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Though I wouldn't begrudge a song.
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[she really wasn't expecting her reputation to preceed her. oh well XD]
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eating all of it at oncecutting himself a slice.] You're not saving all this for anyone in particular, are you?no subject
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Having fun?
[This is clearly the big concern here.]
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Where I am from many Klingons have the myth that Shakespeare was transferred to Earth culture somehow, and the work was native to Qo'nos. Cardassians find Shakespearean tragedies ludicrous as the main characters are ultimately naive.
[A pause, because he does like to talk, but then he realizes he hasn't even met this individual yet. Awkward step away from.] I am Data.
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Earth's Mr Foucault would find that an interesting detail indeed. I suspect that they are tragedies in part because that naïveté; after all, tragedies are sacrifies, and the best sacrifices are in some respect pure. Juliet is the goat they slaughter to restore order to Verona. Hamlet's death allows Fortinbras to bring to Denmark and Norway a new unity.
[He offers his hand.] Irving Braxiatel.
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Fffft. I got held up by things. :\ I'm always so slow at you guys.
It's okay! ♥ We understand.
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What are you fixing?
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What's the occasion?
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Oh, there's just someone I thought would enjoy it. How are you?
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[and then her eyes go straight to that bit of strange technology he's tinkering with, a curious smile lighting her features]
What's that you're working on?
[cake? there is MYSTERY TECHNOLOGY to be concerned with]
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I... hope you expected this, Brax. I really do >>;
Because he is the kind of man to do this.
Break appears, and then proceeds to put a finger through the icing of the FIRST cake, and look over Brax's shoulder. One day his diabetes will catch up to him. ]
Mister Irving, I do believe you could do better than this if you only tried~! ♥
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How very hurtful, Mister Break. I like to think I'm quite good at desserts.
[Something in his smile shifts to be a little more . . . vicious, shall we say. But it isn't directed at Break. He's just remembering a nice little dinner he once cooked up for someone who had hurt his home.]
[Oh, the fun days.]
Can I help you with something?
Silly, didn't you see the "DON'T FEED THE TROLLS" sign?
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[2/2] wow I fail
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