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[immarcescible.livejournal.com]

{A young girl comes onto the Plane. Well. She looks like a girl, anyways. For those sensitive to such things, she's actually an android with some biological parts. But only where it counts, bb. And the places where it counts are all scantily clad, revealing the joints that make it obvious that she's a mechanical being of some sort}

... Um, crap! This doesn't really look like God's office, but...did he change the decor without telling us? Oh no, did my Mnemonic Limiter go off already?! That wasn't supposed to be for another few months. Wait, that's not possible! I definitely wouldn't remember God if that were the case!

{She looks thoughtful, but not that bothered by the sudden space, so she take a few steps}

Hellooooooo!! Are you there, God? It's me, Noa! If this is your new office, it's really bad taaaaaste!!

{But with no immediate response, she just smiles, starting to walk towards the nearest...thing.}

Actually, since he never listens to me anyways... I guess a look around wouldn't hurt! I've never been off of Papathea before... Oh my god, wait, I was in the middle of washing that Spaceship!! Uh-oh, where is my sponge?! I'm really in trouble now...!

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[newworldlover.livejournal.com]

[Whoa, hello, what the hell are you? Don't mind Sirkka's staring, it's only temporary. She recovers.]

This isn't God's office, darling, and you're not in trouble at all.

[immarcescible.livejournal.com]

{She's surprised to see such a strange creature--where is her tail?! Or her ears? Maybe it's a new life form from a newly discovered planet.}

...I'm not? Thank goodness! God told me that if I messed up on the job again, I'd be subjected to his "divine punishment," and that's really not fun at all. It sure looks like something he'd do with his office, though...

{She looks around again, then back to Sirkka} Is this your home planet? It's kind of counterproductive.

[newworldlover.livejournal.com]

[She shakes her head with a soft smile.] This is the Astral Plane. It's nowhere on your world at all, or mine, or in any kind of universe. It's more like a place between all of them.

[Sirkka tilts her head.] I'm actually from Earth, believe it or not.

[immarcescible.livejournal.com]

I thought that was deemed impossible! Well, the concept of multiple universes, anyways... Or maybe I misheard. I think someone from the Church was talking about something like that, but I guess they were wrong!

{Carefully,} "Ea-rth?" I haven't heard of an Earth. Do all the people on Earth look like you? {She looks curious behind Sirkka} You don't even have a tail!

[newworldlover.livejournal.com]

Ah, yeah. Just a warning: if you try to tell people about the Plane they might not believe you. It's a little frustrating.

[She blinks, then covers a giggle.] Sort of, and sort of not. We certainly don't have tails. I've got a little unusual coloring... most people from Earth aren't as pale as I am, and purple isn't a normal eye-color either.

[boxtheotaku.livejournal.com]

[This guy is from Japan, from the town which has the latest electronic devices, so he stares at her in awe with his phone in his hands. He is bothered by her being a girl though, so Box takes a distance. Big distance.]

What is a Mnemonic Limiter?

[immarcescible.livejournal.com]

{Brightly} It's a chip that prevents me from storing long term memories! Every few months, all my memory is deleted, so I have to start over again.

[boxtheotaku.livejournal.com]

Eeeh, that is awful! Why would they do that? Because you are a robot? [Frowns, because maybe it's just very smart cosplay from a series Box had never seen!] Y-you are a robot, right...?

[immarcescible.livejournal.com]

An android, but that's pretty close! I'm from the basic, customizable Sky Doll line.

[realitymods]

[Special tag-o-wa! The Twins don't usually stop to actually talk to people but dolls gotta stick together. Dolls that know God, even.]

Hey, hey, you know God?

[immarcescible.livejournal.com]

I do! But you don't want to meet him! He's big, inconsiderate, lazy, has a huge ego, and fluffy. He's a bad boss! But I'm preparing the Grumbling Box, so hopefully we'll fix that!

[realitymods]

Really? We have a God! We don't have a big, lazy, fluffy one, though. Can we have him?

[immarcescible.livejournal.com]

Sure! What is yours like? Maybe we can trade!

[theoldmagick.livejournal.com]

[Kilgarrah just snorts]

God?

[immarcescible.livejournal.com]

{Noa focuses on what's important}

Wow, you're huuuuuge!

[theoldmagick.livejournal.com]

[Kilgarrah chuckles and flares his wings]

How astute, girl.

[immarcescible.livejournal.com]

But you're like... really really huge! The size of a spaceship!

{She hesitates but steps closer}

What are you?

[dritte-tochter.livejournal.com]

[and just like the Twins, well.

Dolls gotta stick together!]


...Do you need help, desu...?

[immarcescible.livejournal.com]

Not anymore, I don't think! Sirkka helped me, um...figure it out? And look, these brochures I found are really well made! And kind of funny too, which is odd...

Thank you though! My name is Noa, what about you?

[dritte-tochter.livejournal.com]

[keeps peeking at her from behind wherever she's hiding, then scoots up a little closer, a hummingbird following after her]

Suiseiseki. Were you summoned here too, desu?

[immarcescible.livejournal.com]

{She sits down in front of Suiseiseki, but then starts watching the hummingbird in amazement too}

It's nice to meet you Suiseiseki! And your friend, too. Oh, but I was, yes! Just now. Umm, I guess so, anyways.

[elegantthestars.livejournal.com]

[aaand what the hell. sex workers unite]

This isn't God's office, but it's more comfortable than it looks.

[immarcescible.livejournal.com]

That's good! I was worried because of all the oil everywhere... It's almost like a factory!

[elegantthestars.livejournal.com]

Admittedly it isn't as nice as it's been, but there's shelter and buildings where you won't have to deal with the mess. [charming smile and bows gracefully, offering a Chinese greeting] Inara Serra. It's a pleasure.

[immarcescible.livejournal.com]

{Woah, formal! Noa isn't sure how to respond to that, so she just mirrors it and responds verbatim}

It's nice to meet you too, Inara. I'm Noa.

Do you think anyone will clean it up, though? I think it's pretty dangerous to have oil just laying around... I could probably bring one of the machines from the wash to help clean up! Well, on the flat ground anyways.