http://immarcescible.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] immarcescible.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] realityshifted2010-08-24 07:09 pm
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{A young girl comes onto the Plane. Well. She looks like a girl, anyways. For those sensitive to such things, she's actually an android with some biological parts. But only where it counts, bb. And the places where it counts are all scantily clad, revealing the joints that make it obvious that she's a mechanical being of some sort}

... Um, crap! This doesn't really look like God's office, but...did he change the decor without telling us? Oh no, did my Mnemonic Limiter go off already?! That wasn't supposed to be for another few months. Wait, that's not possible! I definitely wouldn't remember God if that were the case!

{She looks thoughtful, but not that bothered by the sudden space, so she take a few steps}

Hellooooooo!! Are you there, God? It's me, Noa! If this is your new office, it's really bad taaaaaste!!

{But with no immediate response, she just smiles, starting to walk towards the nearest...thing.}

Actually, since he never listens to me anyways... I guess a look around wouldn't hurt! I've never been off of Papathea before... Oh my god, wait, I was in the middle of washing that Spaceship!! Uh-oh, where is my sponge?! I'm really in trouble now...!

[identity profile] elegantthestars.livejournal.com 2010-08-26 07:23 am (UTC)(link)
[aaand what the hell. sex workers unite]

This isn't God's office, but it's more comfortable than it looks.

[identity profile] elegantthestars.livejournal.com 2010-08-26 03:54 pm (UTC)(link)
Admittedly it isn't as nice as it's been, but there's shelter and buildings where you won't have to deal with the mess. [charming smile and bows gracefully, offering a Chinese greeting] Inara Serra. It's a pleasure.

[identity profile] elegantthestars.livejournal.com 2010-08-26 04:56 pm (UTC)(link)
[Inara's just the shit that way man]

I'd like to welcome you to the Plane under better circumstances but it would seem the Machine is conspiring against us.

Why don't we go to my shuttle and relax instead? You just got here; you shouldn't have to work. We can have tea.

[identity profile] elegantthestars.livejournal.com 2010-08-28 03:10 pm (UTC)(link)
Well, it seems we have a lot to discuss, indeed. [offers her hand] Shall we?

[identity profile] elegantthestars.livejournal.com 2010-08-29 05:09 pm (UTC)(link)
[the feeling is not lost on Inara but she has too much tact to look the other woman over. she'll find out more about the girl through conversation]

So where are you from that you don't know what tea is?

[identity profile] elegantthestars.livejournal.com 2010-08-31 03:53 am (UTC)(link)
I've never heard of that planet. I'm from Sihnon. What is Papathea like?

[identity profile] elegantthestars.livejournal.com 2010-08-31 01:19 pm (UTC)(link)
For me, not knowing about other planets is an oddity, since inter-planetary travel is required for our economy to survive.

[Inara knows some about the Church through her Companion studies but she just raises an eyebrow at that, surprised] I take it you're a Sky Doll then. You deal in making humans happy?

[identity profile] elegantthestars.livejournal.com 2010-08-31 04:59 pm (UTC)(link)
That seems terribly unfair.

Physically please them, then.

[identity profile] elegantthestars.livejournal.com 2010-08-31 08:24 pm (UTC)(link)
[frowns] It sounds like you're more slaves than people.

[identity profile] elegantthestars.livejournal.com 2010-09-01 03:27 pm (UTC)(link)
You think and feel, don't you? You experience life the same as any human. I think that makes you a person.

[identity profile] elegantthestars.livejournal.com 2010-09-01 07:50 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm not fond of thinking of anyone belonging to someone else.

[identity profile] elegantthestars.livejournal.com 2010-09-02 08:15 am (UTC)(link)
Then I suppose I'll just have to treat you as wonderfully as possible so you realise how much of a person you truly are.

[identity profile] elegantthestars.livejournal.com 2010-09-03 03:09 am (UTC)(link)
I do my best.

[and leads her to her shuttle! where she sits Noa down and makes her some tea]

Has anyone explained this place to you?