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realityshifted2010-08-24 07:09 pm
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{A young girl comes onto the Plane. Well. She looks like a girl, anyways. For those sensitive to such things, she's actually an android with some biological parts. But only where it counts, bb. And the places where it counts are all scantily clad, revealing the joints that make it obvious that she's a mechanical being of some sort}
... Um, crap! This doesn't really look like God's office, but...did he change the decor without telling us? Oh no, did my Mnemonic Limiter go off already?! That wasn't supposed to be for another few months. Wait, that's not possible! I definitely wouldn't remember God if that were the case!
{She looks thoughtful, but not that bothered by the sudden space, so she take a few steps}
Hellooooooo!! Are you there, God? It's me, Noa! If this is your new office, it's really bad taaaaaste!!
{But with no immediate response, she just smiles, starting to walk towards the nearest...thing.}
Actually, since he never listens to me anyways... I guess a look around wouldn't hurt! I've never been off of Papathea before... Oh my god, wait, I was in the middle of washing that Spaceship!! Uh-oh, where is my sponge?! I'm really in trouble now...!
... Um, crap! This doesn't really look like God's office, but...did he change the decor without telling us? Oh no, did my Mnemonic Limiter go off already?! That wasn't supposed to be for another few months. Wait, that's not possible! I definitely wouldn't remember God if that were the case!
{She looks thoughtful, but not that bothered by the sudden space, so she take a few steps}
Hellooooooo!! Are you there, God? It's me, Noa! If this is your new office, it's really bad taaaaaste!!
{But with no immediate response, she just smiles, starting to walk towards the nearest...thing.}
Actually, since he never listens to me anyways... I guess a look around wouldn't hurt! I've never been off of Papathea before... Oh my god, wait, I was in the middle of washing that Spaceship!! Uh-oh, where is my sponge?! I'm really in trouble now...!

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This isn't God's office, but it's more comfortable than it looks.
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It's nice to meet you too, Inara. I'm Noa.
Do you think anyone will clean it up, though? I think it's pretty dangerous to have oil just laying around... I could probably bring one of the machines from the wash to help clean up! Well, on the flat ground anyways.
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I'd like to welcome you to the Plane under better circumstances but it would seem the Machine is conspiring against us.
Why don't we go to my shuttle and relax instead? You just got here; you shouldn't have to work. We can have tea.
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{Noa takes Inara's hand--and even though Noa is an android, her skin feels very soft and alive}
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So where are you from that you don't know what tea is?
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But Papathea... It's okay, I guess. It's ruled by the church and the papess Ludovique, but I can't complain too much, since she's the one that gave me and other Sky Dolls jobs by saying it wasn't a sin to lie with us. {Thoughtfully,} A lot of people are very religious in Joanna, but I think the farther outside of the city you go, the less crazy about it people are.
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[Inara knows some about the Church through her Companion studies but she just raises an eyebrow at that, surprised] I take it you're a Sky Doll then. You deal in making humans happy?
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And umm, I don't know if I make them happy? I guess I do!
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Physically please them, then.
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[and leads her to her shuttle! where she sits Noa down and makes her some tea]
Has anyone explained this place to you?
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