http://charmandsmiles.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] charmandsmiles.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] realityshifted2010-04-14 10:20 am

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[Remember that metal orb the Master created? You know, the one that set up a four-dimensional projection of a craigslist ad in flashing, 3D neon lights?

Well, there's a new one on the Plane. What does the sign say, you ask?

"Bored 900-year-old Time Lord seeks new best enemy for Epic Battles across time and space.

Minimum Requirements:

- genius
- able to keep me on my toes
- witty sense of humour
- an ego that's bigger than mine
- at least 900 years of experience

Submit resumes below. Applicants will be contacted via Plane post box for an interview."

Below the sign is a table, with a box for the resumes. The Doctor's feet are also propped up on the table and he's leaning back in a chair, looking rather pleased with his work.]



[The poster of this entry takes no responsibility for the Master being Rather Cross with any applicants. :D]

[identity profile] boob-window.livejournal.com 2010-04-14 11:37 pm (UTC)(link)
Lucky you, I guess! Everyone else only gets one shot. You're so cheating.

[identity profile] boob-window.livejournal.com 2010-04-15 03:46 pm (UTC)(link)
Villains, super or not, tend to be. But if you've had to deal with him for 900 years straight, you have my condolences.