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[charmandsmiles.livejournal.com]

[Remember that metal orb the Master created? You know, the one that set up a four-dimensional projection of a craigslist ad in flashing, 3D neon lights?

Well, there's a new one on the Plane. What does the sign say, you ask?

"Bored 900-year-old Time Lord seeks new best enemy for Epic Battles across time and space.

Minimum Requirements:

- genius
- able to keep me on my toes
- witty sense of humour
- an ego that's bigger than mine
- at least 900 years of experience

Submit resumes below. Applicants will be contacted via Plane post box for an interview."

Below the sign is a table, with a box for the resumes. The Doctor's feet are also propped up on the table and he's leaning back in a chair, looking rather pleased with his work.]


[The poster of this entry takes no responsibility for the Master being Rather Cross with any applicants. :D]

Comments

[madamemoiselle.livejournal.com]

...Why do you want one?

[charmandsmiles.livejournal.com]

Why wouldn't I want one?

[madamemoiselle.livejournal.com]

Well, having enemies isn't fun, I didn't think....It's not something I would be looking for.

[charmandsmiles.livejournal.com]

'Course it's fun! I miss having a real best enemy around. [the Master does not count :|]

[boob-window.livejournal.com]

If only you could check in my world. I know too many people that fit those requirements that I would be glad to hand over.

[charmandsmiles.livejournal.com]

[laughs] Maybe I'll get lucky, and some of them will show up!

[boob-window.livejournal.com]

{Laughs} I hope not. Then I would actually have to deal with them here and at home.

[ram-of-gold.livejournal.com]

[A now normal Shion is lurking self consciously near by. Apologizing is not something he is particularly good at.]

[charmandsmiles.livejournal.com]

[glances at him curiously -- he has only known teenager!Shion] Oi, you look a bit familiar! Have we met?

[ram-of-gold.livejournal.com]

[Is a bit embarrassed about the whole experiment thing] We have, although I was slightly younger when we did.

[bwahahabeetle.livejournal.com]

Damn. You must really be bored, if you're having applications. I'd fill one out, but there's the little problem of me not doing the whole 'enemy' thing.

[charmandsmiles.livejournal.com]

Pretty much sums it up, yep! That's alright though, I'm sure I'll get someone's attention. [there's really only one applicant he wants, but he'll never admit it]

[bwahahabeetle.livejournal.com]

[There's a bit of a lipquirk] A certain someone, I'm guessing? [And then he glances at the orb] I'm impressed. How'd you do it?

[savagestime.livejournal.com]

When I did it, it was witty. You just look desperate.

[charmandsmiles.livejournal.com]

Oi, I'm not desperate! Just a bit bored. [i.e., desperate :|]

[savagestime.livejournal.com]

I've been stuck in the same dimensionally transcendental box as you for years now, so I know: bored means desperate.

[destinedking.livejournal.com]

Why in the world would you purposely seek out an enemy?

[charmandsmiles.livejournal.com]

...Why wouldn't I?

[destinedking.livejournal.com]

When I answer that question, should I assume we're precluding the ridiculous criteria?

[forever-noble.livejournal.com]

[she pauses for a moment to read the sign and after the first line, she covers her mouth to stifle her giggles--then a moment later just bursts out laughing]

[between giggles:] Have you gone completely bonkers?

[charmandsmiles.livejournal.com]

[innocently] You mean I haven't been already? Blimey, must have been a bit off my game.

[forever-noble.livejournal.com]

[she makes a face, considering that] Considering you didn't ask for references, yeah, I'd say you are, Lizard Boy. [smiles teasingly]

[oliverplus]

So I take it going to new planets and being randomly attacked by the natives isn't interesting enough for you anymore?

[charmandsmiles.livejournal.com]

Oh don't get me wrong, it's plenty interesting! Just looking for a bit more, that's all. Need a bit of action, if you know what I mean. [like more death traps!]

[oliverplus]

[raises an eyebrow] There hasn't been enough around here? [after all, it hasn't been that long since you DIED] So just what does a best enemy get you that you can't get anywhere else?