016 - Crazy Like a Badger

[mercwamouth]

[Deadpool appears and has a quick look around]

...Huh. Guess Sparky didn't break anything.

[Deadpool then pops out and pops back in with a freaking arsenal. Machine guns, flamethrowers, Gatling guns, bazookas, grenades, knives, bug spray, the whole nine yards. He then begins rummaging through them and checking them.]

OK, bug spray for Ant-Man...

[Think that'll work?]

Even if it doesn't, it'll be funny. Sonic bomb for Ghost...

[Who'd have sonic?]

I don't get it. Hm... what gun should I use for the other two dudes? Paladin and... that guy with the hood.

[Aren't you forgetting the chick with the mask?]

I've already got one picked out for her.

[He smirks]

[Do you really wanna waste bullets on the other two? Think about the economy.]

Mm. Good point. Plus I guess I should at least give them a fighting chance.

Comments

[mercwamouth]

So you have a technician? What does that mean exactly if you aren't Mr. Roboto?

[coolestscythe.livejournal.com]

I'm a weapon. A Demon Scythe. Maka is my Technician, meaning she's the one who wields me.

[mercwamouth]

Look, stop screwing with me, I don't appreciate it.

[coolestscythe.livejournal.com]

[He shrugs.] I'm not putting on a show for you, so you'll just have to take my word for it.

[mercwamouth]

Douche.

[coolestscythe.livejournal.com]

Right back at you.

[mercwamouth]

Hey, I've been friendly. I've got hospitality comin' out the ass!

[coolestscythe.livejournal.com]

Oh, that's an image.

[mercwamouth]

Whatever. I don't need to waste time with punks like you. I can go waste time with punks who will actually demonstrate shit.

[coolestscythe.livejournal.com]

[He laces his fingers together behind his head, kind of annoyed now.] So you're writing me off because I don't want to be a trick pony? Everyone here acts like I'm some kind of strange zoo animal. And let me guess, none of these--[he jerks a thumb at the arsenal]-- are people either, are they? That's what's weird.

[mercwamouth]

OK, let's assume you are a weapon and where you come from, all weapons are people. Why weapons? Or is everything a person where you from? Is your coat a person?

[coolestscythe.livejournal.com]

Not all, but plenty of them are people. And don't be ridiculous--it's just weapons. It's always been that way.

[mercwamouth]

OK. Why?

[coolestscythe.livejournal.com]

Uh, well... [He scratches the back of his head. He's not really the existential type.] It's how it's always been. Because of Kishin, I guess--that's what weapons and Technicians are for, to fight the Kishin.

[mercwamouth]

What's a Kishin!

[coolestscythe.livejournal.com]

Demonic god of madness? [He sighs heavily.] I can't believe no one else's world have proper weapons, Kishin or Kishin eggs. Ahhh...I bet I couldn't even eat their souls.

[mercwamouth]

You could try.

[coolestscythe.livejournal.com]

True, but I'd have to find one with a Kishin Egg soul first.

[mercwamouth]

Egg soul?

[coolestscythe.livejournal.com]

No, it's just a Kishin Egg. The soul of someone in danger of turning into a Kishin.

[mercwamouth]

...'Kay.

So when you're a weapon, do you still have a face?

[coolestscythe.livejournal.com]

...No.

[mercwamouth]

...I think I liked you better when you had Internet.

[coolestscythe.livejournal.com]

Oh well.

[mercwamouth]

...Come to think of it, there was this other weird guy here who turned into a sword.

...Wasn't quite a guy though, more like a white anteater.