016 - Crazy Like a Badger

[mercwamouth]

[Deadpool appears and has a quick look around]

...Huh. Guess Sparky didn't break anything.

[Deadpool then pops out and pops back in with a freaking arsenal. Machine guns, flamethrowers, Gatling guns, bazookas, grenades, knives, bug spray, the whole nine yards. He then begins rummaging through them and checking them.]

OK, bug spray for Ant-Man...

[Think that'll work?]

Even if it doesn't, it'll be funny. Sonic bomb for Ghost...

[Who'd have sonic?]

I don't get it. Hm... what gun should I use for the other two dudes? Paladin and... that guy with the hood.

[Aren't you forgetting the chick with the mask?]

I've already got one picked out for her.

[He smirks]

[Do you really wanna waste bullets on the other two? Think about the economy.]

Mm. Good point. Plus I guess I should at least give them a fighting chance.

Comments

[oldoldghost.livejournal.com]

Who are you going to fight?

[mercwamouth]

Thunderbolts.

[oldoldghost.livejournal.com]

...Not the kind that comes out of the sky?

[madamemoiselle]

{Diva looks at all of the weaponry with a face that can be best described as ":O". Her wrists are all bandaged up, still.}

Wow~ Ne, Wade, this is a lot, isn't it?

[mercwamouth]

They would if I pushed them out of a plane...

[mercwamouth]

Variety is the spice of life, sweet cheeks.

[madamemoiselle]

Ne, you look like you're ready to fight a war, though! Don't tell me that's true!

[oldoldghost.livejournal.com]

Well, I'm assuming that you're not going to do that.

[didorothy]

[Sam does not actually whip out his police badge, but not for lack of the compulsion to do so]

What do you know about the altercation that occurred between Diva, Mu, and Hei, and do you know anything about Misaki's apparent disappearance?

[silenteden.livejournal.com]

[Kuhn stares.]

Wow. That's quite an arsenal there.

[quickcleanpure.livejournal.com]

Whoa. [Graverobber hasn't seen that many weapons assembled in one place since...never, actually. He's equal parts impressed and nervous.]

[mercwamouth]

OK, I won't tell you.

[mercwamouth]

Nah.

Don't have a plane.

[usagipino]

[Have a Pino in bunny costume!] Are you fighting someone?

[shinypaws.livejournal.com]

My, this looks as though you are up to no good, Deadpool~

[madamemoiselle]

Ah...No, I didn't really mean that...Ne, what are you doing, then, Wade?

[coolestscythe.livejournal.com]

The hell are you gonna do with all that, break into Fort Knox?

[mercwamouth]

Nice to see you too, Sammy boy.

Alls I know is that Misaki's gone, Hei was freakin' out, and I left before shit got real. I see that this place is still in tact, so I figure either Hei's dead/unconscious or someone calmed him down, and judging from your question, I guess we have Mu and Diva to thank?

As for Misaki's disappearance, I don't know much, but I'm glad it happened.

[mercwamouth]

It's not really much, just a few essentials.

[mercwamouth]

What, are you Keanu Reeves?

[mercwamouth]

Not right this second, no.

[didorothy]

I could comment on the numerous and likely illegally-obtained weapons in your possession if you like, Deadpool.

But thank you. Are you sure she's gone? I haven't been able to get her on her mobile, but that's been for a while now, ever since what happened with Tokyo.

[silenteden.livejournal.com]

Essentials? Man. What's going on that all of those are essential?

[mercwamouth]

Looks can be deceiving.

...But in this case, yeah, pretty much.

[mercwamouth]

Getting ready for an ambush.