mercwamouth: (firing gun midair)
Deadpool ([personal profile] mercwamouth) wrote in [community profile] realityshifted2009-03-26 02:54 pm
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016 - Crazy Like a Badger

[Deadpool appears and has a quick look around]

...Huh. Guess Sparky didn't break anything.

[Deadpool then pops out and pops back in with a freaking arsenal. Machine guns, flamethrowers, Gatling guns, bazookas, grenades, knives, bug spray, the whole nine yards. He then begins rummaging through them and checking them.]

OK, bug spray for Ant-Man...

[Think that'll work?]

Even if it doesn't, it'll be funny. Sonic bomb for Ghost...

[Who'd have sonic?]

I don't get it. Hm... what gun should I use for the other two dudes? Paladin and... that guy with the hood.

[Aren't you forgetting the chick with the mask?]

I've already got one picked out for her.

[He smirks]

[Do you really wanna waste bullets on the other two? Think about the economy.]

Mm. Good point. Plus I guess I should at least give them a fighting chance.
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[identity profile] coolestscythe.livejournal.com 2009-03-31 02:18 am (UTC)(link)
No, it's just a Kishin Egg. The soul of someone in danger of turning into a Kishin.
mercwamouth: (tv remote)

[personal profile] mercwamouth 2009-03-31 02:21 am (UTC)(link)
...'Kay.

So when you're a weapon, do you still have a face?
mercwamouth: (arms crossed pose)

[personal profile] mercwamouth 2009-03-31 04:10 am (UTC)(link)
...I think I liked you better when you had Internet.
mercwamouth: (thinking looking up)

[personal profile] mercwamouth 2009-03-31 04:27 am (UTC)(link)
...Come to think of it, there was this other weird guy here who turned into a sword.

...Wasn't quite a guy though, more like a white anteater.
mercwamouth: (hotdog)

[personal profile] mercwamouth 2009-03-31 04:35 am (UTC)(link)
Think he was sayin' he was Excalibur and that I had to hear about his legend.

Pretty sure it began in the 12th century.

[identity profile] coolestscythe.livejournal.com 2009-03-31 04:51 am (UTC)(link)
Oh, that guy's here? A couple of my friends tried to wield him. I hear no one can tolerate his personality.

He's here and no one else is? Not cool at all.
mercwamouth: (cockeye close up)

[personal profile] mercwamouth 2009-03-31 04:53 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah, OK. You're world probably can't get much weirder.

[identity profile] coolestscythe.livejournal.com 2009-03-31 05:02 am (UTC)(link)
[He would mention the sun and moon if he thought they were out of the ordinary enough to mention.] Says you. Yours and everyone else's worlds are the strange ones.
mercwamouth: (not listening)

[personal profile] mercwamouth 2009-03-31 05:45 am (UTC)(link)
Nuh-uh. Majority rule.

[identity profile] coolestscythe.livejournal.com 2009-03-31 06:35 am (UTC)(link)
Whatever.
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