016 - Crazy Like a Badger

[mercwamouth]

[Deadpool appears and has a quick look around]

...Huh. Guess Sparky didn't break anything.

[Deadpool then pops out and pops back in with a freaking arsenal. Machine guns, flamethrowers, Gatling guns, bazookas, grenades, knives, bug spray, the whole nine yards. He then begins rummaging through them and checking them.]

OK, bug spray for Ant-Man...

[Think that'll work?]

Even if it doesn't, it'll be funny. Sonic bomb for Ghost...

[Who'd have sonic?]

I don't get it. Hm... what gun should I use for the other two dudes? Paladin and... that guy with the hood.

[Aren't you forgetting the chick with the mask?]

I've already got one picked out for her.

[He smirks]

[Do you really wanna waste bullets on the other two? Think about the economy.]

Mm. Good point. Plus I guess I should at least give them a fighting chance.

Comments

[usagipino]

Oh, okay.

[mercwamouth]

'Kay. Now shoo kid. Ya bother me.

[usagipino]

[She starts giggling and running all over around Deadpool's arsenal.]

[mercwamouth]

Like it?

[usagipino]

There's lots of things here!

[mercwamouth]

Knock yourself out.

[usagipino]

[So she just starts running wild as kids do.]

[mercwamouth]

[Does she maybe poke at the sonic bomb?]

[usagipino]

[Sure! Maybe it even tips over as she runs by!]

[mercwamouth]

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[usagipino]

Wah! [She trips and falls and end over end, rolling a ways until she comes to a stop against a bazooka.]

[mercwamouth]

[The bazooka fires off into the distance]

[usagipino]

Waaaah! [She starts running in circles.]

[mercwamouth]

[And her aimless running sets off a bit of a fireworks show of bullets and explosives]

[usagipino]

[And she just keeps running in around, somehow dodging everything.]

[mercwamouth]

[usagipino]

[You're evil, Deadpool.]

[mercwamouth]

No, don't stop! This is great!

[usagipino]

It's so noisy!

[mercwamouth]

They're weapons. That's half the fun.

[usagipino]

[She pulls her ears down.] Make them be quiet!

[mercwamouth]

Don't think I can fit a silencer on a bazooka, kid.

[usagipino]

[She plops down and folds her arms.]

[mercwamouth]

So what did we learn today?

[usagipino]

What did we learn today?