016 - Crazy Like a Badger

[mercwamouth]

[Deadpool appears and has a quick look around]

...Huh. Guess Sparky didn't break anything.

[Deadpool then pops out and pops back in with a freaking arsenal. Machine guns, flamethrowers, Gatling guns, bazookas, grenades, knives, bug spray, the whole nine yards. He then begins rummaging through them and checking them.]

OK, bug spray for Ant-Man...

[Think that'll work?]

Even if it doesn't, it'll be funny. Sonic bomb for Ghost...

[Who'd have sonic?]

I don't get it. Hm... what gun should I use for the other two dudes? Paladin and... that guy with the hood.

[Aren't you forgetting the chick with the mask?]

I've already got one picked out for her.

[He smirks]

[Do you really wanna waste bullets on the other two? Think about the economy.]

Mm. Good point. Plus I guess I should at least give them a fighting chance.

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[mercwamouth]

[And her aimless running sets off a bit of a fireworks show of bullets and explosives]

[usagipino]

[And she just keeps running in around, somehow dodging everything.]

[mercwamouth]

[usagipino]

[You're evil, Deadpool.]

[mercwamouth]

No, don't stop! This is great!

[usagipino]

It's so noisy!

[mercwamouth]

They're weapons. That's half the fun.

[usagipino]

[She pulls her ears down.] Make them be quiet!

[mercwamouth]

Don't think I can fit a silencer on a bazooka, kid.

[usagipino]

[She plops down and folds her arms.]

[mercwamouth]

So what did we learn today?

[usagipino]

What did we learn today?

[mercwamouth]

Curiosity killed the cat.

[usagipino]

[:O!] A cat died?

[mercwamouth]

...Yes.

And it was all your fault.

Way to go.

[usagipino]

But...Pino doesn't want to kill anything!

[mercwamouth]

Too bad. Shouldn't have played with weapons.

[usagipino]

Then I should bury the dead cat, right?

[mercwamouth]

...There's nothing left.

[usagipino]

[):]

[mercwamouth]

OK... Enough with the heartbreaking. I made up the cat. It's not real.

[usagipino]

Huh?

[mercwamouth]

The cat is a lie.

But if you keep playing with my weapons, it'll come true.

[usagipino]

[She stares at him for quite awhile.] Okay.

[mercwamouth]

Glad you're followin' me here.