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[realitymods]

[Someone new appears on the Plane, dressed in blue jeans and black leather jacket. He has messy brown hair and bright green eyes. With him is a pen, a clipboard, and a bunch of paper.]

Hello! May I have your attention please? ...Hey! HEY! Attention! All of you!

[He twirls the pen in his fingers.]

I have a few questions for you all to answer. So, you know, if you could answer them, that'd be great. It'll only take a few minutes! Really. You won't even notice that I took up any of your time!

[Whoever this is, he's obviously quite chipper, if his tone of voice and big grin are anything to go by.]

I mean, I can't really ... leave until I get some of you to answer these. I got stuff to do. And you guys probably do too, I guess. So... yes. I can't promise a prize either but I could probably draw you a picture for being good question answering people.

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[humanwaterdemon.livejournal.com]

[Looking kind of freaked out] ...I suppose I could.

[realitymods]

[He half claps in that 'hey, great!' way, except not really because of the clip board.] Great! Thanks! I really appreciate this.

Okay, uhhhh...

[He looks at his papers, then back up.]

Alright. 'Has your stay been to your liking?'

[Pause.]

Just in case you were wondering, I didn't write these.

[madamemoiselle]

...Would you draw me a picture, really?

[realitymods]

Yep! You just have to answer some questions and then I'll draw whatever you like. I can't guarantee that I'm an amazing artist, but I can give it a go.

[ambitious-woman.livejournal.com]

[she looks at him shrewdly]

You use a great many words to say very little. Are perchance from Court?

[realitymods]

... No? I don't think so. I've been to a lot of places but I don't think I've been to 'Court'. Of any kind. Legal, fancypants, basketball... [A look of contemplation.] I've been very deprived of courts, actually.

[handysparehand.livejournal.com]

What for?

[realitymods]

Stuff. It is a mystery to everyone, ooooo! [He wiggles his fingers dramatically.]

[brigadiertardis.livejournal.com]

For what purpose?

[realitymods]

Things. Possibly for a party. Maybe it's really so we can create custom designed hats. I'm just the messenger, you see. I didn't make this thing.

[lamb_of_gold]

[Now an Adult again! Hooray! Nevermind that he looks a little worse for wear]

I beg your pardon?

[realitymods]

I have some questions. You can answer them!

[shatteredqueen.livejournal.com]

[looks the new boy up and down, arms crossed] What sort of questions?

[realitymods]

[Is not a boy, thank you!] Oh, just things about your stay, stuff like that. You know, run of the mill.

[theguv.livejournal.com]

How about no?

[realitymods]

How about 'yes'? [Big. Giant. Grin.]

[grand-gaia.livejournal.com]

I guess I could.

[realitymods]

Thank you! Question number 1: has your stay been to your liking?

[swanseer.livejournal.com]

[Frown] ...I trust these won't be too personal?

[realitymods]

Well... there's nothing on here about who you have a crush on, so I don't think so? I mean, all these look pretty simple. I'd answer these in a heartbeat!

[oldoldghost.livejournal.com]

[Looking cautious] ...I suppose, as long as these questions won't lead to pain.

[realitymods]

They shouldn't! If they did, I wouldn't be asking them. I'm morally opposed to torture and senseless violence. [He tilts his head to the side.] You can trust me. Okay? So. Question one: has your stay been to your liking?

[di-persona.livejournal.com]

Quickly would be appreciated.

[realitymods]

Of course! Question one: has your stay been to your liking?

[each-your-own.livejournal.com]

[realitymods]

Just some questions about your stay.

[house-1-god-0.livejournal.com]

...She said she was eighteen, I swear.

And you can keep your scribbles.

[realitymods]

Good. I can't draw anyway. I can barely write; no practice.

Question one! Has your stay been to your liking?

[rude-not-ginger.livejournal.com]

If you ask a question, do I get to ask a question, too?

[realitymods]

I guess? I can't guarantee I know all the answers, though.

[mouthyplonk.livejournal.com]

What, like a survey?

[realitymods]

Exactly!

[crowheaded.livejournal.com]

Wow. What are they paying you with, pizza? Look sharp! This is business!

[realitymods]

Actually, pizza would be a terrible thing to pay me with, since I don't eat. Not necessary to survival. Plus I never really got a taste for food, so to speak. ...Actually, I don't think I am being paid. But I don't mind.

[herosmedal.livejournal.com]

I beg your pardon?

[realitymods]

I have questions! You potentially have answers! We should trade.

[sunkenlight.livejournal.com]

I don't see why not... What's up?

[realitymods]

Alright, so.

Has your stay been to your liking?

[ghostlighter]

You're kidding, right?

[realitymods]

Nope! If I was kidding I'd be wearing a big pink hat, a feathered boa, and maybe one of those flowers that squirt water. Those are fun. I like those.

[smolderingdark.livejournal.com]

Eh, I already got a friend who's an artist. What about a noisemaker or something?

[realitymods]

I could probably get you one of those, sure. So is it a deal? Noisemaker for some questions?

[pactum.livejournal.com]

Um... I haven't been here that long, so I don't think you'd want my help.

[realitymods]

Oh, come on. You can answer them anyway! Some of these I'm sure you can still answer even though you've only just arrived sort of. Please? Pretty please? Yeeeeeesssss?

[breathenothing.livejournal.com]

Hm? Questions? Alright... What do you need?

[realitymods]

Just a couple of questions. Or, well, a couple of answers, since that's what I need from you. The questions are what you get from me.

Starting with: has your stay been to your liking?

[silenteden.livejournal.com]

Sure, I got nothing better to do. [grin] But hey, do you take commissions, too?

[realitymods]

I guess I could? But we can discuss that after the questions. I really gotta get these done. Then I can mess around, probably.

Has your stay been to your liking?

[oilyhands.livejournal.com]

And if we wanted you stuck here?

[realitymods]

Technically I can't. I'd leave!