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[realitymods]

[Someone new appears on the Plane, dressed in blue jeans and black leather jacket. He has messy brown hair and bright green eyes. With him is a pen, a clipboard, and a bunch of paper.]

Hello! May I have your attention please? ...Hey! HEY! Attention! All of you!

[He twirls the pen in his fingers.]

I have a few questions for you all to answer. So, you know, if you could answer them, that'd be great. It'll only take a few minutes! Really. You won't even notice that I took up any of your time!

[Whoever this is, he's obviously quite chipper, if his tone of voice and big grin are anything to go by.]

I mean, I can't really ... leave until I get some of you to answer these. I got stuff to do. And you guys probably do too, I guess. So... yes. I can't promise a prize either but I could probably draw you a picture for being good question answering people.

Comments

[ghostlighter]

... Mostly. Sometimes it's hit-and-miss. [Shrug.]

[realitymods]

Does the Plane meet a clean and satisfactory appearance?

[ghostlighter]

[... shrugnod. Yeah.] If you don't count the forest.

[realitymods]

You don't like forests?

[ghostlighter]

Forests are fine, but they're not exactly known for being clean.

[realitymods]

I like forests.

Have you experienced any technical difficulties on the Plane?

[ghostlighter]

Would one of those experiments lasting four times longer than usual count as a technical difficulty?

[even if that is totally mun-fault. orz]

[realitymods]

Maybe? I could write it down and someone could check it.

[ghostlighter]

Yeah, let's do that.

[realitymods]

Anything else?

[ghostlighter]

Not off the top of my head.

[realitymods]

Do you have any suggestions on what could be done to improve any problems you have?

[ghostlighter]

Not running experiments in the first place.

[realitymods]

What is your favorite color?

[ghostlighter]

... Is that seriously a question?

[realitymods]

Yep!

[ghostlighter]

[Half-nod. Oookay then.]

Green.

[realitymods]

Does 2 plus 2 really equal 4, or does it equal 5?

[ghostlighter]

[His mouth opens. ... then closes. He rubs at the bridge of his nose, then raises four fingers.]

It's four. Two plus two is four.

[realitymods]

Do you recall the last dream you had?

[ghostlighter]

... No.

[realitymods]

What is your greatest fear?

[ghostlighter]

[Blank look.]

Why don't we skip this one, huh?

[realitymods]

Can't. And don't try lying about it, okay?

[ghostlighter]

Why not?