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[realitymods]

[Someone new appears on the Plane, dressed in blue jeans and black leather jacket. He has messy brown hair and bright green eyes. With him is a pen, a clipboard, and a bunch of paper.]

Hello! May I have your attention please? ...Hey! HEY! Attention! All of you!

[He twirls the pen in his fingers.]

I have a few questions for you all to answer. So, you know, if you could answer them, that'd be great. It'll only take a few minutes! Really. You won't even notice that I took up any of your time!

[Whoever this is, he's obviously quite chipper, if his tone of voice and big grin are anything to go by.]

I mean, I can't really ... leave until I get some of you to answer these. I got stuff to do. And you guys probably do too, I guess. So... yes. I can't promise a prize either but I could probably draw you a picture for being good question answering people.

Comments

[realitymods]

What is your greatest fear?

[lamb_of_gold]

None of your business.

[realitymods]

I can't leave it blank.

[lamb_of_gold]

Then leave it at 'Nothing'

[realitymods]

Can't. Everyone is afraid of something, and I need truthfulness on this.

[lamb_of_gold]

[It takes him a long LONG time to answer] Failing in my duty.

[realitymods]

Thank you. Last question. Do you like ice cream?

[lamb_of_gold]

I've never had it.

[realitymods]

Neither have I. I'll put 'I don't know' for it, okay? And that'll mean you're done.

[lamb_of_gold]

May I ask the reason behind these questions?

[realitymods]

I don't know, actually. I just was told to go ask them. So your guess is as good as mine.

[lamb_of_gold]

I see. And your name?

[realitymods]

Derogative. But I have a nap to catch up on. IOU for a drawing?

[lamb_of_gold]

Don't worry about it.

[realitymods]

Alright. Thanks for cooperating. [And he drops.]