http://quickcleanpure.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] quickcleanpure.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] realityshifted2009-02-24 02:56 pm

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[Graverobber appears on the plane and immediately whirls around. Upon seeing that the starfield extends in all directions, he puts a hand over his eyes and then hesitantly peers through his fingers.] Still there.

Interesting. [He lets the hand fall to his side.] Now, what could all this be? A dream? [He's clearly unnerved, but manages to plaster on his usual knowing smirk.] Or a hallucination?

No.

It's a mighty fine trick, whoever you are, but it won't work on me.

I don't sample my own merchandise. Although... Maybe those twins have a little biz of their own.

[In a slightly louder voice for the benefit of whoever he imagines is listening,] It's bad for sales, testing out your product on unsuspecting passers-by. [He also wags a finger.]