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[quickcleanpure.livejournal.com]

[Graverobber appears on the plane and immediately whirls around. Upon seeing that the starfield extends in all directions, he puts a hand over his eyes and then hesitantly peers through his fingers.] Still there.

Interesting. [He lets the hand fall to his side.] Now, what could all this be? A dream? [He's clearly unnerved, but manages to plaster on his usual knowing smirk.] Or a hallucination?

No.

It's a mighty fine trick, whoever you are, but it won't work on me.

I don't sample my own merchandise. Although... Maybe those twins have a little biz of their own.

[In a slightly louder voice for the benefit of whoever he imagines is listening,] It's bad for sales, testing out your product on unsuspecting passers-by. [He also wags a finger.]

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[oldoldghost.livejournal.com]

...What's your merchandise?

[quickcleanpure.livejournal.com]

[...No, that wasn't a startled jump at all, what are you talking about? |D;]

You couldn't guess? Zydrate.

[oldoldghost.livejournal.com]

[Aaaand have a blank look] right, what does it do?

[usagipino]

[Staaaaring. Also, in her bunny suit.] A trick? A mighty fine trick?

[quickcleanpure.livejournal.com]

A mighty fine trick. [Not even fazed by the bunny suit -- sadly, she would fit in pretty well where he comes from] Or one of GeneCo's demonstrations.

[contract_star]

It's...not a hallucination, actually.

[quickcleanpure.livejournal.com]

Really. Some kind of GeneCo demo then? I'm surprised the press aren't all over this.

[coiledheart.livejournal.com]

[Woah, weird cosplayer person.]

[quickcleanpure.livejournal.com]

[Have a look.]

[cyfor.livejournal.com]

Passerby come in a little glass vial.

[quickcleanpure.livejournal.com]

Actu-- [...........Okay, seriously, he must be tripping out.]

You're a cat.

[damnfinecoffee.livejournal.com]

I'd say you're not so much an unsuspecting passer-by, as unsuspecting labrat, actually.

[quickcleanpure.livejournal.com]

Even worse.

Labrat for who?

[exserpens.livejournal.com]

[O hai GR, there's now a dude in a suit and sunglasses smirking right back at you.]

It isn't a trick—though the Twins have their own nefarious little business, you're right about that.

[quickcleanpure.livejournal.com]

[Crowley is way too well-dressed to hang out with Graverobber.]

Aha. Doing or selling what, exactly?

[house-1-god-0.livejournal.com]

What's your merchandise? Fetish costumes? You shouldn't test those out on anyone. People get offended. Or confused.

[quickcleanpure.livejournal.com]

Oh no, my customers always wear their own.

[onedrous.livejournal.com]

[Twins, lol. If One had face muscles, he would be smirking.]

They do.

[quickcleanpure.livejournal.com]

So I hear.

[shinypaws.livejournal.com]

Not dream nor hallucination, I am afraid! It is all very much real.

[quickcleanpure.livejournal.com]

I can believe that. As for what 'it' is...

[galeforcehero.livejournal.com]

Most people here aren't as unsuspecting than you'd think. Matter of fact, lots of 'em are awful suspecting, and awful suspect.

[Did any of that make sense? Made perfect sense to Dorothy, anyway. But here she is, not at all surprised about how MAD Goth the new guy looks. She's used to weirdos.]

[quickcleanpure.livejournal.com]

In other words, my kind of people.

[anjelsword.livejournal.com]

Give your palm a cut, you'll realize quick enough that you're awake.

[quickcleanpure.livejournal.com]

I believe I'm awake. It's the where and why that are really fucking things up.