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[quickcleanpure.livejournal.com]

[Graverobber appears on the plane and immediately whirls around. Upon seeing that the starfield extends in all directions, he puts a hand over his eyes and then hesitantly peers through his fingers.] Still there.

Interesting. [He lets the hand fall to his side.] Now, what could all this be? A dream? [He's clearly unnerved, but manages to plaster on his usual knowing smirk.] Or a hallucination?

No.

It's a mighty fine trick, whoever you are, but it won't work on me.

I don't sample my own merchandise. Although... Maybe those twins have a little biz of their own.

[In a slightly louder voice for the benefit of whoever he imagines is listening,] It's bad for sales, testing out your product on unsuspecting passers-by. [He also wags a finger.]

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[oldoldghost.livejournal.com]

...What's your merchandise?

[usagipino]

[Staaaaring. Also, in her bunny suit.] A trick? A mighty fine trick?

[contract_star]

It's...not a hallucination, actually.

[quickcleanpure.livejournal.com]

[...No, that wasn't a startled jump at all, what are you talking about? |D;]

You couldn't guess? Zydrate.

[oldoldghost.livejournal.com]

[Aaaand have a blank look] right, what does it do?

[quickcleanpure.livejournal.com]

A mighty fine trick. [Not even fazed by the bunny suit -- sadly, she would fit in pretty well where he comes from] Or one of GeneCo's demonstrations.

[quickcleanpure.livejournal.com]

Really. Some kind of GeneCo demo then? I'm surprised the press aren't all over this.

[contract_star]

Gene...? [Wait, someone else mentioned that. The Mag lady.] Actually, it's not GeneCo. It's...well, it might be hard to believe, but it's not anything from your world at all.

[coiledheart.livejournal.com]

[Woah, weird cosplayer person.]

[quickcleanpure.livejournal.com]

You're kidding.

[He pulls one of the vials out of his pocket and holds it up.] It's a painkiller. One jolt of this before surgery and you won't feel a thing.

[cyfor.livejournal.com]

Passerby come in a little glass vial.

[usagipino]

A mighty fine trick! A mighty fine trick! Is that a good thing?

[quickcleanpure.livejournal.com]

You're right -- I don't believe that.

[damnfinecoffee.livejournal.com]

I'd say you're not so much an unsuspecting passer-by, as unsuspecting labrat, actually.

[quickcleanpure.livejournal.com]

[Have a look.]

[oldoldghost.livejournal.com]

...I am?

[Headtilt] ...Hm, that's interesting.

[quickcleanpure.livejournal.com]

Actu-- [...........Okay, seriously, he must be tripping out.]

You're a cat.

[quickcleanpure.livejournal.com]

Even worse.

Labrat for who?

[quickcleanpure.livejournal.com]

At the moment, I'm going with 'no.'

[cyfor.livejournal.com]

Cats don't don't talk, silly.

[quickcleanpure.livejournal.com]

If you've never heard of Z, you must be.

So, how about it?

[contract_star]

[Smirk.] Then you won't believe that this place is a crossroads of realities, either, that everyone here is from a different world, and that you're now a guinea pig in a massive cross-dimensional experiment?

[quickcleanpure.livejournal.com]

I know that. That's what makes this an awkward conversation.

Lawl icon fail

[coiledheart.livejournal.com]

Ah... it's not a trick.

[quickcleanpure.livejournal.com]

No, no, and no. Did someone put you up to this?