Calamus 005

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[Az appears in nothing but a towel, his wings as BRIGHT AND COLORFUL AS A FRIGGIN' MACAW'S. He looks incensed.] Of all the undignified--

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[And where there was Towel, there are now Clothes. He's beginning to really take advantage of he plane re: miracling. Jeans and sweaters ftw!]

Now for... some Entity's sake-- [FACEPALM] Crowley what did you do to it.

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[And now that naked!angel is slightly less of a concern, the full effect of the hilarity begins to sink in. Crowley tries his best to bite back a snicker.]

You know, that's a rather good look for you.

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Crowley. Do not force me to paint bright orange pumpkins on your wings while you are sleeping. What. Did you do. To my shower.

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...that's the best you can come up with after I've turned you into a one-man Pride Parade? [grinning now]

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[...you asked for it, Crowley. You may notice a sudden, sharp change in vantage point. That has to do with the fact that you are now a TEENSY TINY FUZZY BIG-EYED BLACK KITTEN. Take that.]

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[The kitten blinks once in surprise.]

[The next moment there is no longer a kitten but a green serpent, twining himself around the angel's leg and slowly working his way up.]

Honessstly, a kitten?

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If you would prefer, I could add some scripture to it next time. What did you do to my shower? [Plucks Crowley off of his leg and looks the serpent in the eye.]

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Ngk. Thanks, but no.

...it's a sigil. A rather complicated one at that.

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[Give him a moment.]

A sigil. You carved a sigil into my bloody shower.

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Only for a laugh~

I'll remove it as soon as I get back to the room, all right?

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For a laugh.

Ho ho ho.

[Holding Crowley firmly now.] And we, who with unveiled faces all reflect the Lord's glory, are being transformed into his likeness with ever-increasing glory--

[YEAH, THE KITTEN THING IS HAPPENING AGAIN. :| ]

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[HISSING AT THE SCRIPTURE OH FUCK—]

2/2

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[...dammit.]

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Something wrong?

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I—

[Little kittenish noises as Crowley focuses, trying to change himself back with much less success than last time.]

AZIRAPHALE!

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Crowley.

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CHANGE ME BACK!

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The effects will wear off eventually. I'm assuming this is also the case with my wings?

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...unless you take another shower before I have a chance to remove the sigil. Which I can't do with bloody paws!

[Az you are now getting the pathetic kitteh face D:]

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[That's rather adorable. He will now pet your head.]

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[The kitty rears up on his back legs and hugs Aziraphale's wrist with his little paws, staring up with big yellow eyes.]

Angel.

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[dlksj oh that is just not fair]

You deserved that. Don't try and tell me you didn't.

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At least you can put them away!

[little paws on your arm Az]

Angel, don't leave me like this.

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[KLDJAS]

...Crowley, stop that.

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[Have a little headbutt. And some kitty nuzzles. D:]