Calamus 005

[extutela.livejournal.com]

[Az appears in nothing but a towel, his wings as BRIGHT AND COLORFUL AS A FRIGGIN' MACAW'S. He looks incensed.] Of all the undignified--

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[exserpens.livejournal.com]

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[exserpens.livejournal.com]

Angel for the love of—

[grabs Aziraphale by the biceps; hissing:]

Put some bloody clothes on, will you?

[extutela.livejournal.com]

[Hissing back] How long have I had that shower, Crowley? Please tell me. How long have I had that bloody shower.

[exserpens.livejournal.com]

[...this is Crowley, dumbstruck.]

The shower. You're worried about the shower.

[extutela.livejournal.com]

[Yes, Crowley, your not!boyfriend is perfectly sane.] I don't believe you've answered my question.

[exserpens.livejournal.com]

Aziraphale, despite my numerous accusations, most of the people on this Plane are not complete idiots. What happens when they put two and two together?

[extutela.livejournal.com]

They get you playing with the water in my sh--it.

[exserpens.livejournal.com]

[....] I'm going to pretend I didn't hear that.

But yes, basically that's the gist of it. Now put some bloody clothes on.

[extutela.livejournal.com]

[And where there was Towel, there are now Clothes. He's beginning to really take advantage of he plane re: miracling. Jeans and sweaters ftw!]

Now for... some Entity's sake-- [FACEPALM] Crowley what did you do to it.

[exserpens.livejournal.com]

[And now that naked!angel is slightly less of a concern, the full effect of the hilarity begins to sink in. Crowley tries his best to bite back a snicker.]

You know, that's a rather good look for you.

[extutela.livejournal.com]

Crowley. Do not force me to paint bright orange pumpkins on your wings while you are sleeping. What. Did you do. To my shower.

[exserpens.livejournal.com]

...that's the best you can come up with after I've turned you into a one-man Pride Parade? [grinning now]

[extutela.livejournal.com]

[...you asked for it, Crowley. You may notice a sudden, sharp change in vantage point. That has to do with the fact that you are now a TEENSY TINY FUZZY BIG-EYED BLACK KITTEN. Take that.]

[ambitious-woman.livejournal.com]

[takes in the arrival and after a moment arches a single eyebrow]

Do you lack for clothing, sir?

[humanwaterdemon.livejournal.com]

[Bai would be staring, and smirking]

[exserpens.livejournal.com]

[The kitten blinks once in surprise.]

[The next moment there is no longer a kitten but a green serpent, twining himself around the angel's leg and slowly working his way up.]

Honessstly, a kitten?

[house-1-god-0.livejournal.com]

Now this just seems like taking "gay pride" a bit too far.

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[usagipino]

Haaaaaa! Azira is so pretty!

[shinypaws.livejournal.com]

Goodness, Aziraphale, you look like springtime!

[a-pretty-fire.livejournal.com]

They're so pretty. Like rainbows and sunshine.

[extutela.livejournal.com]

If you would prefer, I could add some scripture to it next time. What did you do to my shower? [Plucks Crowley off of his leg and looks the serpent in the eye.]

[extutela.livejournal.com]

[...doh. There are Clothes now.] Er. No.

[extutela.livejournal.com]

I'm in something of a mood to smite people after all, Doctor, so I would suggest you do not make yourself a target.