It was inevitable.

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[Crowley appears on the Plane on his beloved white leather sofa, kicked back sans shoes and jacket, reading what looks to be some sort of financial journal. He's got a red pen in one hand, but rather than marking in the journal he appears to just be tapping the non-marking end of it thoughtfully against his mouth.]

[Henrietta appears on his heels, looking absolutely livid.] Bloody hell, Dad!

[eyes still on the journal] Mm.

[She grabs it out of his hands.] What did you do to him. Where did he go?

[finally looks up, calmly] I'm certain he'll turn up in a week or so. Jamaica this time, perhaps. Probably even safe and sound.

Dad! You can't banish every boy that steps inside the flat! [She throws the magazine at him.]

[...oof. He grabs for the journal.] You mean I've done this before? [a thoughtful pause, then a smirk] Good for me.

No, not good for you! I still have James in a terrarium in my room since you've forgotten. We were working on a biology project!

[Crowley snorts and goes back to leafing through his magazine.] Biology. That's rich.

[GAH. She's got teenage Furious Tears(tm) going now.] Just because you've not the balls to drag the angel into bed—

[Rising off the sofa now, looking slightly furious himself.] Don't bring anyone elssse into thisss, young lady.

You're the one who brought boyfriends into it! [She stands her ground, resisting the urge to stomp her foot.]

Your room. Now.

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[fireintothesky.livejournal.com]

[She spreads her arms] I'll just run off and close myself up in the theater, shall I?

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You know very well what I mean, Henrietta. Drop from the Plane and go to your room. Now.

[fireintothesky.livejournal.com]

Why should I? The way you remember it, you're not even my dad!

[contract_star]

[Hei is lurking nearby and trying very, very, very hard not to bust out laughing.]

[fireintothesky.livejournal.com]

[IGNORING CROWLEY NOW.] This isn't funny Hei!

[contract_star]

[It's a good thing Hei is a good actor. HE'S LOLING ON THE INSIDE NOW, THOUGH. Very seriously,] No, no, you're right. I'm sorry. What did he do this time?

[exserpens.livejournal.com]

[Uh huh. You've been spotted, Hei. Crowley doesn't say anything right away but he's rather livid at the moment. Laugh at your own risk.]

[shinypaws.livejournal.com]

...Goodness. Family troubles?

[exserpens.livejournal.com]

[Crowley turns, ready to snap at newcomers...and calms noticeably when he realizes who it is.]

Nuh. Just a bit of a spat, nothing to worry about.

[fireintothesky.livejournal.com]

[CLING.]

[extutela.livejournal.com]

[Dot. Dot. Dot. He has not had so many brainbreaks in a row in a VERY LONG TIME.]

[exserpens.livejournal.com]

[....]

[Shit.]

[NOT LOOKING AT THE ANGEL RIGHT NOW THANK YOU VERY MUCH]

[mercwamouth]

[Despite not knowing exactly what's going on experiment-wise and therefore not knowing that that girl is Henrietta, that doesn't stop Deadpool from being incredibly entertained.]

[exserpens.livejournal.com]

[Gee thanks Deadpool, your support is appreciated.]

[Have a look from Crowley.]

I don't want to hear it.

[fireintothesky.livejournal.com]

[SCOWLING.] Wotcher, Dead.

[allstrings.livejournal.com]

Sheesh. At least your dad's around for you to argue with!

[exserpens.livejournal.com]

[Crowley looks around...and does a double-take]

...Jolyne?

[fireintothesky.livejournal.com]

Am I supposed to see the light now?

[savagestime.livejournal.com]

Why has it taken me a thousand years to realise how hilarious it is to watch a father and his daughter argue over boyfriends?

[exserpens.livejournal.com]

Ngh. Probably for the same reason it's taken me just over six thousand to realize I never want to have to do it again.

[fireintothesky.livejournal.com]

[GAH.] Glad to help with your revelations.

[anjelsword.livejournal.com]

[Shit. Of. Mithros. That is the FUNNIEST FUCKING THING EVER.]

[exserpens.livejournal.com]

[...no. No, Aniki, it is not. And Crowley does not appreciate the grin on your face right now either :|]

[onedrous.livejournal.com]

[One's mouth twitches. Which in twinspeak means he is CRACKING THE FUCK UP.]

[exserpens.livejournal.com]

[Oh hey, look who it is. Crowley just fumes for a little longer, then glances over.]