ext_245534 ([identity profile] exserpens.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] realityshifted2009-01-30 12:00 am

It was inevitable.

[Crowley appears on the Plane on his beloved white leather sofa, kicked back sans shoes and jacket, reading what looks to be some sort of financial journal. He's got a red pen in one hand, but rather than marking in the journal he appears to just be tapping the non-marking end of it thoughtfully against his mouth.]

[Henrietta appears on his heels, looking absolutely livid.] Bloody hell, Dad!

[eyes still on the journal] Mm.

[She grabs it out of his hands.] What did you do to him. Where did he go?

[finally looks up, calmly] I'm certain he'll turn up in a week or so. Jamaica this time, perhaps. Probably even safe and sound.

Dad! You can't banish every boy that steps inside the flat! [She throws the magazine at him.]

[...oof. He grabs for the journal.] You mean I've done this before? [a thoughtful pause, then a smirk] Good for me.

No, not good for you! I still have James in a terrarium in my room since you've forgotten. We were working on a biology project!

[Crowley snorts and goes back to leafing through his magazine.] Biology. That's rich.

[GAH. She's got teenage Furious Tears(tm) going now.] Just because you've not the balls to drag the angel into bed—

[Rising off the sofa now, looking slightly furious himself.] Don't bring anyone elssse into thisss, young lady.

You're the one who brought boyfriends into it! [She stands her ground, resisting the urge to stomp her foot.]

Your room. Now.

[identity profile] fireintothesky.livejournal.com 2009-01-30 06:11 am (UTC)(link)
[She spreads her arms] I'll just run off and close myself up in the theater, shall I?
contract_star: (puppies?)

[personal profile] contract_star 2009-01-30 06:15 am (UTC)(link)
[Hei is lurking nearby and trying very, very, very hard not to bust out laughing.]

[identity profile] fireintothesky.livejournal.com 2009-01-30 06:16 am (UTC)(link)
Why should I? The way you remember it, you're not even my dad!

[identity profile] fireintothesky.livejournal.com 2009-01-30 06:17 am (UTC)(link)
[IGNORING CROWLEY NOW.] This isn't funny Hei!
contract_star: (it might be a puppy)

[personal profile] contract_star 2009-01-30 06:19 am (UTC)(link)
[It's a good thing Hei is a good actor. HE'S LOLING ON THE INSIDE NOW, THOUGH. Very seriously,] No, no, you're right. I'm sorry. What did he do this time?

[identity profile] fireintothesky.livejournal.com 2009-01-30 06:22 am (UTC)(link)
He banished my-- a boy! We were doing a school project.
contract_star: (puppies?)

[personal profile] contract_star 2009-01-30 06:26 am (UTC)(link)
[He totally caught that, Little Sister~ Still amused but now a little :\ at the idea of Henrietta seeing boys.] Banished as in...he can't enter the house anymore, or banished as in disappeared him to somewhere else?

[identity profile] fireintothesky.livejournal.com 2009-01-30 06:26 am (UTC)(link)
Then maybe I'll leave! I can stay here as long as I want. Free food, places to sleep, and no stupid demons banishing everyone I like who isn't scared to say hello.
contract_star: (it might be a puppy)

[personal profile] contract_star 2009-01-30 06:27 am (UTC)(link)
[Hei knows that look, so he bites the inside of his mouth to keep from LOLING FOREVER.]

[Very calmly,] I hear family counselors do wonders.

[identity profile] fireintothesky.livejournal.com 2009-01-30 06:27 am (UTC)(link)
He made him disappear. He could be in outer space for all I know! People are going to think I'm a serial killer!
contract_star: (you think there will be puppies?)

[personal profile] contract_star 2009-01-30 06:28 am (UTC)(link)
I'm sure they won't think you're a serial killer. [Takes more than that, kid, Hei will tell you >>] And...I take it he's done this often?

[identity profile] fireintothesky.livejournal.com 2009-01-30 06:31 am (UTC)(link)
Oh, no, he hasn't done this to all of them. He wiped Adam's memory, and turned James into a rat.
Edited 2009-01-30 06:31 (UTC)
contract_star: (it might be a puppy)

[personal profile] contract_star 2009-01-30 06:33 am (UTC)(link)
Well... [Oh god he will not laugh.] I'm sure he's just...trying to protect you in his own way. Still...a rat is a bit extreme.

[identity profile] fireintothesky.livejournal.com 2009-01-30 06:35 am (UTC)(link)
Fine. I will. [GLARE]

[identity profile] fireintothesky.livejournal.com 2009-01-30 06:41 am (UTC)(link)
He's trying to make me gay. [No, she's not serious.] He never lets any of my boys come over--I don't even tell him about them most of the time because of this stuff. But whenever my other friends want to come over he couldn't care less! Just wanders around the flat in that stupid bloody silk robe whilst they stare like they want their eyes to fall out and roll after him.
contract_star: (uh-oh)

[personal profile] contract_star 2009-01-30 06:44 am (UTC)(link)
[...! CROWLEY WHAT HAVE YOU TURNED LITTLE SISTER INTO.] That's...I'm sure that's not what he's doing. I mean...honestly, the idea of you with...guys is a little...worrying.

[identity profile] fireintothesky.livejournal.com 2009-01-30 06:46 am (UTC)(link)
[...THIS IS THE FACE OF THE BETRAYED.]
contract_star: (no puppies?)

[personal profile] contract_star 2009-01-30 06:47 am (UTC)(link)
What?

[identity profile] fireintothesky.livejournal.com 2009-01-30 06:48 am (UTC)(link)
You agree with him?

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