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Apparently, sometime while I was sleeping, I got married to a really angry British woman and she calls me Gene, even though I told her I'm Fumie. And instead of going to school, I'm being called to 'bosh' things. And I don't even know what that means.

And this definitely isn't Daikoku. It's old. And British. And my glasses are glitching. I keep trying to go home but- [pops in and then out again] -...Damn it.

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The hell are you doing being me?

That's, uhm.... Oh. Oh god.

I don't know! I took a nap here and then I went home except it wasn't my house and so I asked the lady who lives there where I was and she yelled at me for coming home late. I didn't even know what time it was. She's grumpy.

That's my wife you're talking about, you little brat. [pauses] And Manchester is not old you git.

This isn't my fault, for the record! I just came home here. But it's not home. And they said I had to come in to work.

Well your wife yelled at me. [hands on her hips] I'm from 2026. This is really really old. Where's the wireless tower? I think it's down. And I can't find your computer.

The bloody hell do I need a computer for?

[looks horrified] What don't you need a computer for??

[ Yuyuko looks up from the pita sandwich she's currently chowing down on ]

Hmm, it looks like everyone is changing places~!

Everything? They're pieces of junk is what they are. Can't understand the point of the bloody things.

Really? Who did you switch with? [eyes that pita] ...Do you have anymore of those?

[she's almost faint now from this blasphemous talk] ...But you've got computers, right? Cell phones? Something?

Apparently with Mu-san. His friends are quite strange. And the people in the city near by expect me to trade coins for things. Quite a strange world~!

[ She smiles ] Ah, there are more, but I would have to go back there to get them~!

...Oh, good God.

Ah, is Mu in your world, then? But most places want money! ...I don't have any British money. Hmm.

[smiles] That's okay! I just need to find somewhere back in Manchester to get food. I'm sure Sam can get me some.

[tugs on his sleeve] Can I go to work? It's better than staying with that angry woman. You'll be there, right?

I would get you some if the people from the shops didn't yell so much when I took it. Silly humans, if you make food, why not let others eat it~?

[ And Yuyuko actually looks genuinely worried at that fact. She doesn't put down her pita, though. ]

I hope Mu-san is not in Gensokyo...

Everyone wants money for things that should be very basic!

[frowns] Would it be bad if he were there?

Oh? Hmm, they sound much like Reimu and her donations... Reimu does not ask me for them, however. Ghosts have no need for money.

Ah, Mu-san does not strike me as the violent type. And Gensokyo is a bit [ pause ] violent.

Got a computer at the office that's better for punching than anything else. Piece of shit just gets in the way. And what the hell's a cell phone? Only technology I need is the Cortina and my damned phone, and even that I wouldn't mind throwing through a wall.

[stares] Well fine! I can manage. [aaand then she grins] I bet I'll do really well, as a matter of fact.

[narrows his eyes] Just what are you planning, girlie?

I guess dead people wouldn't need money, yeah...

[blinks] It is? You don't seem very violent to me.

I have had no reason to fight anyone here. Nor has anyone confronted me.

The other residents are not as passive as I am.

[stands up straighter] Everyone thinks I'm you. I'm going to show you that I am smart and good at solving things. I'm a perfect leader!

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