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Apparently, sometime while I was sleeping, I got married to a really angry British woman and she calls me Gene, even though I told her I'm Fumie. And instead of going to school, I'm being called to 'bosh' things. And I don't even know what that means.

And this definitely isn't Daikoku. It's old. And British. And my glasses are glitching. I keep trying to go home but- [pops in and then out again] -...Damn it.

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Well your wife yelled at me. [hands on her hips] I'm from 2026. This is really really old. Where's the wireless tower? I think it's down. And I can't find your computer.

The bloody hell do I need a computer for?

[looks horrified] What don't you need a computer for??

Everything? They're pieces of junk is what they are. Can't understand the point of the bloody things.

[she's almost faint now from this blasphemous talk] ...But you've got computers, right? Cell phones? Something?

Got a computer at the office that's better for punching than anything else. Piece of shit just gets in the way. And what the hell's a cell phone? Only technology I need is the Cortina and my damned phone, and even that I wouldn't mind throwing through a wall.

[stares] Well fine! I can manage. [aaand then she grins] I bet I'll do really well, as a matter of fact.

[narrows his eyes] Just what are you planning, girlie?

[stands up straighter] Everyone thinks I'm you. I'm going to show you that I am smart and good at solving things. I'm a perfect leader!

[excuse him while he breaks out laughing]

[glares at him] Is that a challenge?!

Might be. If you think you're up to it. Girlie.

Fine! [puffs out chest with her serious face on] I'll bet you that I can be at least as good at this as you!

Right. So when you lose, you get to leave Tyler alone. Deal?

[startled by such a high stake] W-What? That's not...-! [bites her lip and nods firmly; can't back down now] Fine. But when I win, you aren't allowed to call me a bird ever again and smoke for a whole week! [feels that isn't quite equal to losing Sam, so-] And you can't ever complain about me being with Sam, either!

[since when was a single bet allowed to be countered with multiple ones? stupid brat, doesn't know the rules. but Gene's a big boy, so he shrugs it off] Deal.

[Fumie says placing bets means plural, not that they get one each] Good. So, what do I have to do for you to admit I'm good? [yes, she should have asked that first]

[oh, oh, the evil grin] Simple. Solve a murder case. [let it be noted that he doesn't expect her to do this, not even remotely]

[jaw drops slightly but recovers quickly] Th-that's a bit too easy, isn't it? You can watch any police show and figure out how to solve a murder case, because that's what's usually on them.

That so? Well then, girlie, you got a better idea? Because keeping murdering scum off the streets is my job, and I'm damn good at it. Unless you wanna try your hand at a smuggling ring.

A smuggling ring? That sounds like a challenge! Is it acceptable?

Fine. There's a drug cartel holing up in the southside of the City. Carling can give you all the details. Bust them, and you win.

[nods] All right. I can do that, then! ... [pauses] Does this mean you're in Daikoku?

I'm surrounded by gooks calling me your name and asking when we're gonna solve our next 'case.'

[giggle-snorts, because haha, Gene is a Japanese school girl] Well, let's see...the annoying kid that lives with you is my brother, Akira. I guess if you beat him up, that wouldn't be weird. The nice girl with the big glasses is Yasako, my best friend. Uhm, my parents don't care when I stay out to but you better go to school! The silent dull boy is Haraken. Be nice to him. [thinks] Ah, Aunty is the girl on the motocycle with the big breasts. She's Haraken's Aunt. And Megabaa is an old lady who is the head of the detective agency and will try to trick you into things.