ext_245534 ([identity profile] exserpens.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] realityshifted2008-12-29 01:30 am

[Joint post] Baked angels

[What started as a drunken dare has ended with Crowley and Aziraphale (the second) sitting next to the Christmas tree and giggling like a pair of schoolboys who've just turned loose the science teacher's frogs. A plate strewn with a few crumbs sits nearby.]

[Crowley is leaning back against Aziraphale, tie half undone and collar unbuttoned, a mostly empty bottle of cheap wine in one hand.] And then. And then. Do you remember, back in Athens? I interr- int'rupted your party and you...you— [pitches off into a fit of hysterical laughter]

[Aziraphale wipes his eyes under his glasses, sputtering. He's flushed, and there's a bit of a stain on one sleeve from what looks (and smells) like a spill of alcohol.] Oh He- Hev- That was a night I fear I'll never forget. Though, I didn't tell, never, I didn't tell you that, when their faces--you remember, when you came bursting through in that outfit, their faces--I nearabout had a heart attack from trying not, from laughing. From trying not to laugh.

[It takes a moment for Crowley to contain his laughter to the point where he's capable of speech again.] No no no. The best part—the best part is, I left the poor sod wand'rin' the streets. In Athens. At night. Next to naked, with fifty drachmas in his hands— [laughing again]

[And Az can't even respond; he sags against Crowley, eyes closed, laughing until he's gasping for air.]

((ooc: Backdating a little~))

[identity profile] extutela.livejournal.com 2009-01-03 03:10 am (UTC)(link)
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[Aziraphale is frozen. His brain is frozen. His voice is frozen. Pretty much his entire SELF is frozen. Because. Because. Crowley. Just. What. CROWLEY did. He.]

[What.]

[identity profile] extutela.livejournal.com 2009-01-03 03:35 am (UTC)(link)
[His voice is a faint squeak.] Cr... Crowley. Crowley?

[identity profile] extutela.livejournal.com 2009-01-03 03:42 am (UTC)(link)
[He clears his throat] Perhaps. We should. If. The other... other one of. Me.

[He is fighting a flail SO HARD right now.]

[identity profile] extutela.livejournal.com 2009-01-03 04:18 am (UTC)(link)
[OH SOMEONE, PLEASE DO NOT PASS OUT.] The other one. Me other one. The-- you know what I mean.

[identity profile] extutela.livejournal.com 2009-01-05 05:13 am (UTC)(link)
[An Az strokes Crowley's hair away from his face with a sigh. He's not about to dump him, but this is... well. Awkward.]