ext_245534 ([identity profile] exserpens.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] realityshifted2008-12-29 01:30 am

[Joint post] Baked angels

[What started as a drunken dare has ended with Crowley and Aziraphale (the second) sitting next to the Christmas tree and giggling like a pair of schoolboys who've just turned loose the science teacher's frogs. A plate strewn with a few crumbs sits nearby.]

[Crowley is leaning back against Aziraphale, tie half undone and collar unbuttoned, a mostly empty bottle of cheap wine in one hand.] And then. And then. Do you remember, back in Athens? I interr- int'rupted your party and you...you— [pitches off into a fit of hysterical laughter]

[Aziraphale wipes his eyes under his glasses, sputtering. He's flushed, and there's a bit of a stain on one sleeve from what looks (and smells) like a spill of alcohol.] Oh He- Hev- That was a night I fear I'll never forget. Though, I didn't tell, never, I didn't tell you that, when their faces--you remember, when you came bursting through in that outfit, their faces--I nearabout had a heart attack from trying not, from laughing. From trying not to laugh.

[It takes a moment for Crowley to contain his laughter to the point where he's capable of speech again.] No no no. The best part—the best part is, I left the poor sod wand'rin' the streets. In Athens. At night. Next to naked, with fifty drachmas in his hands— [laughing again]

[And Az can't even respond; he sags against Crowley, eyes closed, laughing until he's gasping for air.]

((ooc: Backdating a little~))

[identity profile] onedrous.livejournal.com 2008-12-29 07:43 am (UTC)(link)
[one is deeply offended by anyone being so obnoxiously happy and looks at them as if they were making out in the street and he was a 40s housewife]

[identity profile] onedrous.livejournal.com 2008-12-29 07:51 am (UTC)(link)
[he doesn't talk to freaks!! stare.]

[identity profile] onedrous.livejournal.com 2008-12-29 08:16 am (UTC)(link)
[... begins to walk away. He must not be contaminated!!]
contract_star: (puppies?)

[personal profile] contract_star 2008-12-29 10:22 am (UTC)(link)
[Just...staring.]

[ooc: backdated, so I guess Hei hasn't gone into PANDORA yet.]
contract_star: (uh-oh)

[personal profile] contract_star 2008-12-29 07:05 pm (UTC)(link)
[=_=] I didn't think...demons could even get drunk.
contract_star: (you think there will be puppies?)

[personal profile] contract_star 2008-12-30 02:54 am (UTC)(link)
...I suppose not.

[Notices the crumbs.] Was something wrong with those cookies?
contract_star: (uh-oh)

[personal profile] contract_star 2008-12-30 03:17 am (UTC)(link)
...Right.

[Picks at the cookie crumbs, frowning a little.] You did see the warning on these, right?

[identity profile] miseardae.livejournal.com 2008-12-30 03:25 am (UTC)(link)
[watches them, hands in pockets, with a faint, wistful smile on his face]
contract_star: (brain break)

[personal profile] contract_star 2008-12-30 03:46 am (UTC)(link)
[...Back to staring. Incredulously this time.]

Are you stoned, too?
contract_star: (it was a bit funny actually)

Re: 3/3

[personal profile] contract_star 2008-12-30 04:18 am (UTC)(link)
[Hei...starts snickering.]

You're stoned. You are high as a kite. Or an angel, maybe.

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