ext_245534 ([identity profile] exserpens.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] realityshifted2008-12-29 01:30 am

[Joint post] Baked angels

[What started as a drunken dare has ended with Crowley and Aziraphale (the second) sitting next to the Christmas tree and giggling like a pair of schoolboys who've just turned loose the science teacher's frogs. A plate strewn with a few crumbs sits nearby.]

[Crowley is leaning back against Aziraphale, tie half undone and collar unbuttoned, a mostly empty bottle of cheap wine in one hand.] And then. And then. Do you remember, back in Athens? I interr- int'rupted your party and you...you— [pitches off into a fit of hysterical laughter]

[Aziraphale wipes his eyes under his glasses, sputtering. He's flushed, and there's a bit of a stain on one sleeve from what looks (and smells) like a spill of alcohol.] Oh He- Hev- That was a night I fear I'll never forget. Though, I didn't tell, never, I didn't tell you that, when their faces--you remember, when you came bursting through in that outfit, their faces--I nearabout had a heart attack from trying not, from laughing. From trying not to laugh.

[It takes a moment for Crowley to contain his laughter to the point where he's capable of speech again.] No no no. The best part—the best part is, I left the poor sod wand'rin' the streets. In Athens. At night. Next to naked, with fifty drachmas in his hands— [laughing again]

[And Az can't even respond; he sags against Crowley, eyes closed, laughing until he's gasping for air.]

((ooc: Backdating a little~))
contract_star: (it was a bit funny actually)

Re: 3/3

[personal profile] contract_star 2008-12-30 04:18 am (UTC)(link)
[Hei...starts snickering.]

You're stoned. You are high as a kite. Or an angel, maybe.
contract_star: (it was a bit funny actually)

[personal profile] contract_star 2008-12-30 04:52 am (UTC)(link)
[Hei...briefly considers it, but figures that getting drunk with Crowley isn't the best idea.]

I'll pass, thanks.
contract_star: (you think there will be puppies?)

[personal profile] contract_star 2008-12-30 05:18 am (UTC)(link)
[Getting at least a little buzzed is extremely tempting, what with all the shit with Diva and all... So after a moment Hei sighs and wordlessly takes the bottle and takes a swig.]

[And he makes a face.]...That's...pretty terrible.
contract_star: (it might be a puppy)

[personal profile] contract_star 2008-12-30 05:39 am (UTC)(link)
[Oh no.] The Twins must like you.
contract_star: (you think there will be puppies?)

[personal profile] contract_star 2008-12-30 05:56 am (UTC)(link)
...And I take it you drank it already. [Takes another swig.]
contract_star: (uh-oh)

[personal profile] contract_star 2008-12-30 06:16 am (UTC)(link)
[Sighs a little at the display of demonic superpowers and downs another swig. Oh to just pass out for awhile...]
contract_star: (it was a bit funny actually)

[personal profile] contract_star 2008-12-30 07:13 am (UTC)(link)
[Stares at Crowley for a moment and then sits down, smirking.]

I think I like you better stoned.
contract_star: (it might be a puppy)

[personal profile] contract_star 2008-12-30 09:46 pm (UTC)(link)
[Contemplates this for a moment and takes another swig.] I'm not sure. It just sort of happened.

[A beat, then,] And I did punch you that time. But that was completely justified.
contract_star: (puppies?)

[personal profile] contract_star 2008-12-31 05:10 am (UTC)(link)
[Confidently,] You deserved both of them.

...Though you were under the influence of an experiment the second time. Half-deserved.
contract_star: (you think there will be puppies?)

[personal profile] contract_star 2008-12-31 05:39 am (UTC)(link)
It's not what you did to me, it's what you did to Henrietta. Remember?
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[personal profile] contract_star 2008-12-31 06:29 am (UTC)(link)
You hypnotized her, and then you stole Xing. Right after that thing told her she was useless.

[Another good swig. Sways just a little.]

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